Joshua Blodwell

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one for all and all for me also if you win I win If you lose I win also Whats yours is mine whats mine is mine

one for all and all for woof but definitely woof woof not you woof

I think in the same way Russia has killed America with woke France killed Britannia with dogtanians

I made good friends in boarding school, but I humiliated some people so badly that their families are basically slush funding you internet showoffs and parasites. So when they and their organisations finally die now I don't want a whole new generation of humiliated weirdos following me about because I killed their pride at 17. Just because I am trying to work a knot out of my left shoulder. thanks Also everybody's cars are so clean have you found a new wax with some kind of antistatic or did you polish them special for me?

When I am fit healthy STRONG and minding my own buisness trouble finds me. Trouble is annoying the shit out of me already so whatever. If anyone fights me I will give you a ligament injury that lasts about two months if you actually set me off. Do not try to fight me. I will humiliate you.

my sister was evidently on a track that continually rejected her: Not fit for girls school in cheshire Two months of two swimming lessons a week in thailand Poor behaviour in england leading to hospital emergency room visits of tother children Encouraged scottish children to beat her brother for being English Killed two guineapigs, a hamster and a rabbit. Made a Coven in St Columba's and The Fox and Hounds. Woolworths Girl Moved out at 18 and dismissed brother as if we broke up. One semester of chefs school Sailed through nursing using a proxy Invented her entire department and position at the NHS to enjoy watching people dying of sinus related cancer Marriages Divorces Stolen Inheritances What a cunt.

My Grandad Harry is Woodhouse, the Albert in Archer. I'm Simple Jack on Tropic thunder and my Dad Max Blodwell is Les Grossman. It's how people know christ is still living, or something idk

I am an archetype, but it's a sporting team architype that no one talks about. I'm the chump, I'm the standin, I'm the victim, I'm Private Pyle. But I'm the Private Pyle designed by Bayden Powell and brought up by Peggy Blodwell.

Look, you think I'm trying to be Christian Slater in Heathers 40 years later. I am 100% Blue Mountain State.

The Brian who lived here in 1980 is evidently "The Life of Brian" Brian. I do not have that kind of sense of humour. Brian is an INCARNATION of GELF not CHRIST.

@kyballistics youtu.be/sMGSVP3CyWQ?t=… deviantart.com/rogz75/art/Dog…

@moonchild23580 women are dogshit dispensers I mean your children are dogshit, which is a subset of trash

as a man, what’s your gut reaction when a woman says “All men are trash”?

@vxylily "Such as me"

What’s your response

I got a new bank card in february after sending my old one to @GCHQ because hackers had been turning off card payments on supermarket cashier's tills when I was in the queue, and they made some old lady use her Christmas Cash a week before Christmas Day. The Card I got sent has a non standard CV2 like it cannot be sent out with my CV2. Veddy Lucky CV2.

I did not join the umist rugby team or any other sporting team no sporting team has done anything but use me and chew up the pips.

every special move you think you have has already been used on me in the same way some guy with a silly name has heard that joke a hundred times I've been hit by your special move 100 times how many times have you met its counter #posehard

If you put me in a headlock I (me) will kick the headlocker (them) not some random opponent. If you put your arm around my neck I kick you in the head like a jackrabbit, you cannot stop me, you wasted your defence around my neck. And I will toe kick your face again and again, while you go duuuuuuuh until you let go because your brain started to work. When five people or more attack you as a child it changes you. For me it is speed of wit, and instinctive defence. You actually think you could touch my testicles. You have never had a real fight. Thats where things go after dogpiling. For someone who can fight, you defend the testicles from 5 years old. #posehard

I can kick someone in the head while they hold me in a headlock, from any position. I am more dangerous on my back than I am on my feet. You have never been in a real fight. #posehard