Rolf the University of Warwick Campus Cat

Rolf report 28 Mar: I’m taking a break from social for a little while. I’ll be back on duty 16th April. Happy Easter everyone & I hope you enjoy some R&R yourselves. Rolf x

Rolf report 27 Mar: Spirituals for Strings transports me to a peaceful place. How about you? From legendary composer, pianist & conductor Morton Gould, of Broadway, Hollywood & concert hall fame. Via the London Philharmonic. For #RelaxWithRolf. Rolf x

Rolf report 26 Mar: There he is, almost on time to collect me. Tick tock, Mr Human! Rolf x

Rolf report 25 Mar: It’s 14.30 at Dr Claudia’s office and one of my humans is supposed to pick me up now. Where is he? Rolf x

@RolfatWarwick Rolfs got his attitude head on A thou shalt not pass kinda mood No one is getting past the first step Until they've fed him treats food Who could deny such a beauty Laid there on that stair So out with the treats human Or you are going nowhere!!

Rolf report 24 Mar: Don’t even think about taking another step, unless you’re going to get me some treats. Rolf x

@RolfatWarwick Rolf loves some human contact Especially if Dr Claudia's around He knows that when he sees her Some treats can generally be found But today it's time for a low five Cos a high five is so cliché If that's follow by some treats It doesn't half make Mr Cat's day

@RolfatWarwick Rolf loves his creature comforts, He loves a soft surface or two, And every time he sees one, He knows just what to do. Stretch out, snuggle in, Claim it one hundred per cent, Make it clear to one and all, That to move is not your intent!

Rolf report 23 March: Ever hear of a ‘low five’? Much easier to do. And the other kind is so cliché. Rolf x

Rolf report 22 Mar: If there is a soft surface lying about, more often than not that’s where you’ll find me. Rolf x

Rolf report 21 Mar: No need for meows or other remonstrations when you know how to plant yourself down in the right place at the right time. Rolf x

Rolf report 20 Mar: Licking one’s paw in time to a peppy tune is not so easy. Especially when a certain WM Mozart is running the show. It’s his Horn Concerto No. 3 in E-flat Major, via the City of London Sinfonia, for #RelaxWithRolf. ‘Too many notes’ Herr M? Rolf x

Rolf report 19 Mar: I do expect, and rightly so I think, delivery of my favourite snack tout suite when I arrive at Dr Claudia’s office. Fortunately she always comes through with the goods. Rolf x

Rolf report 18 Mar: When I’m heading off to campus in the Catmobile (ok, the Jeep), I help my human driver by keeping an eye out for any obstacles in the lane. All seems in order, so I’ll curl up on the blanket until we get there. Rolf x

@RolfatWarwick Rolf has a visitor today David Gibson his long time friend He's come for a long overdue visit Cos real friendship does not end He's going to be back writing poems soon So that will be an absolute treat So in the meantime it seems A David fed Lick-E-Lix can't be beat

@RolfatWarwick Great to see you Rolf and Robb, I'm glad I was forgiven, Not posting so many poems, My life's been Somewhat driven. Things have settled down now, So more regularly, I'll post, I'll try to compose a line, or two, Whilst buttering my toast!

Rolf report 17 Mar: My long-time friend David Gibson popped in the other day to say hello. Great to see you David and thanks for all the fabulous poems of many years now. Whenever David posts a poem I repost here on my X account. Rolf x

Rolf report 16 Mar: More new student friends, met at the fab FAB building. Nice to meet you and thanks for brightening my day! Rolf x

@assouplichat Oh yeah. Easy to forget. Sorry.

@RolfatWarwick DEPORTMENT!

Rolf report 15 Mar: I love stretching out in the sun, especially if there is a soft carpet involved. Rolf x