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Ivar The Boneless

@roomthinker

Son of my father Badass Entrepreneur Cerebral Assassin Cofounder, Mzalendo Admiral, #SalmaSquadron Emperor of Sarcastica https://t.co/e5N7ul87y8

Nairobi Katılım Şubat 2008
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There’s a small girl in the hood who comes down to watch me gear up 🏍️ in the mornings and asks me the all sorts of questions from entry level “why don’t planes fall out of the sky / why do ships not sink” to profound “what size of shoes does God wear / how tall is he”
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What a shame that parliament that is meant to represent and safeguard the interests of citizens has been completely hamstrung, neutered and captured such that it now seemingly represents and safeguards the interests of the executive!
Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya

Finance Bill 2026 Hearings: Manufacturers and FKE fight tax proposals Stakeholders submit views on the Finance Bill 2026 KAM warns of rise in prices of agricultural products KAM wants KRA to retain a percentage of vat for refunds KAM oppose duty on agricultural packaging materials #CitizenMondayReport

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AndreaBohnstedt@AndreaBohnstedt·
@roomthinker The ChatGPT one is relatively easy: because it stops you from thinking and wrestling with material, which is how you learn. The others are harder to answer. Maybe you need to sit down with them and discuss in a bit more depth?
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One of the older kids in the hood asked me the other day what the point was of being honest and doing the right thing (not doing assignments with ChatGPT, not lying, not stealing, not using company/public funds on yourself, not promising nonsense in 6 months' time, etc). Because, as far as they could tell, there is plenty of evidence that it is precisely the people doing these things who come out on top. If anything, those on the straight and narrow are on a path of pain, inconvenience, and loss. I thought about it for a minute and then said rather than give a canned, cliche response, let me take a few days to think about it, because, to be honest, I too am struggling to be OK in a world where unashamed scoundrels are the ones running the show, leering at us daily from podiums
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@blackorwa There is a hotel in Westlands, almost opposite Chiromo, where the middleman was eliminated, and you could enjoy the raw sewage directly in their basement parking.
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The thing I love about Westlands is that you step out of a 5-star hotel straight into raw sewer.
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Now, bwana CS @JohnMbadiN - kindly elaborate for us in great detail on how these taxes that have been earmarked for specific use have been spent and have actually benefited Kenyans. 1. Road maintenance levy 2. Petroleum development levy 3. Petroleum regulatory levy 4. Railway development levy To make life easier for you, we will revisit excise duty and VAT another day
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Today got caught in the rain and was 🏍️ on a rapidly flooding road. I attempted to put my feet down in the running water to steady myself, and my friends, I have an even healthier respect for nature because MY FEET DID NOT GO WHERE I WANTED THEM TO GO 😱.
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To be clear, when I say "pull out dividends, it will tax me", I mean me as an individual and not the company
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Tax experts - correct me if I am wrong, but this is what I understand KRA’s proposal in the finance bill 2026 to be. Assume I made revenue of 100,000 All my costs are 80,000. My net profit is this 20,000. KRA at present expects 30% of this as corporate tax. Leaving me with 14,000. I can pull that out as dividends, at which point KRA will tax me. Or, I can plough it back into the business. KRA’s proposal is to TAX at MINIMUM 60% of this, the ceiling being at the discretion of the commissioner general. This makes absolutely NO SENSE to me. Not only are you punishing reinvestment, you are hitting hard new businesses that are the most likely to reinvest their profits, not to mention businesses that are growing organically. In what universe is this a rational policy move?
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@Branicemercy Government is a rent-seeking parasite that produces nothing. Its sole raison d'etre is to eat for its own sustenance.
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You’re minding your business at at an event then the MC says “Stand up, touch your toes, turn to your neighbour and tell them ‘You look wonderful today’”
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@dexxe Usability sucks. Emby in particular took several minutes to load the Home Screen
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@roomthinker i dismissed them kitambo cos of their ui. didn't look appealing. it's good to know that it struggles with large libraries. do they at least do transcoding with dedicated graphics card or do they just stress the cpu?
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