Ross Dauk

Be a better person. Look people in the eyes when they talk, even if they're not talking to you.

@steveyedlin I loved that video. Thank you!

Iris racks aside, though, I think Rian made something really special and beautiful with that video. You can see the whole thing here: yedlin.net/demos/YedlinDe…

#NerdyFilmTechStuff hero @tvaziri has been tweeting about iris racks, so I thought I'd post this one from a music video I shot for @rianjohnson. An iris rack in camera allowed us to pan from blazing sun to an interior. Then in post I smoothed it out to make it less noticeable.

Turns out our cat likes pie crusts. I’m living with two beings with a more mature palette than my pie-filling-eating-only self.

Jokes Please! is a weekly, hour long comedy show on YouTube. Tonight @ivandecker and @unfamous do stand-up in a park and then we chat. It’s a good one! youtu.be/QaBjLFF_c4Q

@unfamous @NoziPaul @theComedyMIX @colin_sharp @ryannornot Thanks @unfamous! This Thursday’s line-up is QUITE good @NoziPaul. You can check out Jokes Please! on Instagram or Facebook. I’ve been neglecting Twitter recently.

@NoziPaul @theComedyMIX Kino Cafe is great on Tuesdays, I've got a show once a month on Thursday (this week) at the Wallflower on Main and there's also Full Pint run by @colin_sharp and @ryannornot over in Kits. Weekly on Thurs @RossDauk has Jokes Please at LMG. Great shows all.

Me: It's wrong for one group to be elevated above another simply because of their genetics and lineage. The internet: Yeah! Equality is important! ME: I mean monarchies. The internet: AAACCCCTTTTCCCHHHUUALLLLLY....

Last night was very fun! It’s always a pleasure to perform with one of the best.

@BrentButt @_LittleMountain It was great having you back! Hilarious stuff!

THANKS @RossDauk for letting me pop onstage at @_LittleMountain for the "Jokes Please" show last night. Such a blast, and I got to see some hilarious local comics. There are SO MANY amazing unique young comedy minds in Vancouver right now! It's terrifying!!!

Last night was a goooood show! Thanks Matt and glad to have you on.

@Braunger Thanks for doing the show! Hilarious set!

Speaking of comedy pros, “Jokes Please” in Vancouver is one of the best shows/rooms in North America. Wow. Thanks for having me

@Braunger @GavinMatts @courtgilmour @laurendeborah11 @theComedyMIX @TheSundayServ @colin_sharp Next week it is! 9 pm 195 26th Ave East. Let me know if anything changes.

@RossDauk @GavinMatts @courtgilmour @laurendeborah11 @theComedyMIX @TheSundayServ @colin_sharp Just came home but I could probably do next week

Today is the day where I call up my ex pizza places and they're like "Pick-up or delivery?" And I'm like, "I miss you." #valentinesday

My friend told me to set my computer screen to "flux" to help me sleep. I turn mine to strobe, to help me party.

I purchased a shoe lace and was asked to join their rewards program. I declined. The new lace is rewarding enough, thanks.

Eyelashes are meant to keep debris out but I get more eyelashes in my eye than anything else. The fight is long. Guarding each shining orb pulled by what true wonders lay hidden. Temptation takes hold eventually, The Lash needs to skate on that glassy horizon, if just once...

Second hand gloves. Nice and literal.

Shaking on a business deal is what you do. DO NOT do business with a newborn.

Angry enough to flip a table? Flip some pancakes on a hot griddle first, maybe you’re just hungry.

On the ferry a man just dropped trash into the ocean. I hate litter. I’m considering yelling frantically CAN OVERBOARD! In the ensuing kerfuffle I will reveal the ruse and the true villain! Then the mob will decide who to dump into the drink: The Litterer or The Ferry Delayer.

I'm looking for a Queen in the streets who’s a real Queen in the sheets. I find the Queen very attractive.

It's funny when a dog or bird grabs someone else's sandwich but when I grab someone else's sandwich it's also funny.