Ross Little

If a kid threw a rock at me and I responded with a rocket, I would probably go to jail. Just sayin.

Abc Family should be called "poorly acted sad things".

@jeannisalami none of us do jeanne. None of us do....

@jeannisalami not like you're gonna need that money come exam time though?

@jeannisalami revision procrastination at its best. Nice work.

The problem with bigfoot is the same problem with UFOs; they're real, but if you're trying to see them without mushrooms - good fucking luck

The real mind fuck isn't, "what percentage of UFO sightings are alien spaceships?" The real fucker is "what if it's ALL bullshit?"

Retweet if you're applying for BMS

london

Dear angry opposers of gay marriage, you don't have to join in. There. No need to worry about it anymore. You're welcome.

Yall Cowards Dont Even Smoke Crack

Eat shit ireland #rah

Impress your girlfriend's family by showing them how much cocaine you can snort

Lining my stomach with beer for tonight. #prodigynye #o2

Being legally allowed to buy alcohol will be the death of me. There's just no challenge. Guess I should start smoking crack #18

IM WEARING ALL BROWN TOMORROW FOR HALLOWEEN

Got the new 64 crayola pack #swag