Sabrina Sorrell

Every winter I act like it’s my first year on earth and am completely confused how and why it’s cold outside.

I have to meet him!! I remeber watching this 10 years ago ⁦@LSUfootball⁩

the only thing that has killed the dancefloor imo is ppl trying to look nonchalant & cool instead of actually dancing & letting go

Officially DONE spending money…in my savings era…except for ice cream cones. And my daily 10am fountain Diet Coke. And movie tickets & movie popcorn. Because like…c’mon lol…that stuff barely counts

The Tigers are back in Omaha where we belong and we’ve got not just one, but two titles to defend…

@RealCGriff Connor, LSU was 5 years ago

Today I told the "why is six afraid of seven" joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it.

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

My sleep paralysis demon at 3 AM

Me, watching Hallmark movies on my sofa

Trying to get the tennis ball out of my dog’s mouth

Set It Off in Death Valley with the new lightshow #LSU

Morgan Wallen gonna throw this off the 81st floor of a building later

when they forget to give me sauce with my chicken nuggies

We’ll put a boot in your ass it’s the American way

Here’s a photo of Jayden taking time out of his day to take a picture with some fans who wanted to meet the 2023 Heisman winner. Great player, better person