Max ☕🔞

#Versaelle 🥀💫🌙

#sebaciel his butler, peeping.

“A degree in medieval history won’t help you understand current events” they said

The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year. Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies. One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat. Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

Alright, like 6 people sent me this today, so please take notes🗒️ "Female ejaculate" (or whatever you want to call it) is a thick whitish fluid that originates from the Skene's glands. These glands sit just under the bladder, beside the urethra, and are homologous to the male prostate. Chemical analysis of this fluid has been shown to have HIGH concentrations of PSA (prostate-specific antigen) and LOW concentrations of creatinine and uric acid (which you would normally see in urine). This fluid is secreted in small amounts, on the order of just a few mL during sexual stimulation. This is a separate substance from the normal vaginal lubrication and Bartholin gland secretions during arousal. This is also a completely separate substance from the whitish buildup that you will see coating the vagina and penis during sex, which is just an amalgamation of congealed versions of the above fluids just getting mushed together. "Squirting" is the act of expelling female ejaculate through the urethra, as well as larger amounts of diluted urine. This is what gives it its clear appearance and (obviously) where it gets its name from. This happens on the order of tens of mL, so the majority of what is expelled during squirting is dilute urine, and only a small fraction of that is female ejaculate. A study published in the International Journal of Urology in 2022 specifically investigated this (onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/ij…). The researchers inserted a catheter into five women in their 30's-50's and drained their bladders to empty. They then injected a small amount saline dyed blue back into the bladders, and provided sexual stimulation in order to achieve squirting. In all of the subjects, the fluid that was discharged was blue. Chemical analysis supports this too, with most of this fluid being composed of creatinine, urea, and other compounds you would expect to see from urine. tl;dr - Female ejaculate is a substance (3mL) made from the Skene's gland, akin to a female prostate. - Squirting = expelling this substance, mixed with a larger amount of dilute urine (10mL) through the urethra. - This is in contrast to how men ejaculate, where sperm, seminal fluid, and the resulting semen are all made in-house (the testicles, prostate, etc.) and are expelled through the urethra without any input from the bladder (preventing urine from entering the urethra during ejaculation is a function of the prostate).

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Time go fishing #projecthailmary #moon

little knight ciel⚔️

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 #Expedition33 #ClairObscurExpedition33

@Eirenare i ended up writing 1k words last night!! just ran full speed ignoring how messy or shitty the writing was 😭 it was one of those "make it exist, you can perfect it later" type moments

@SacchCoffee But hey you wrote 2k yesterday that's awesome! 🔥💛👌 And 300 words might not seem like a lot in comparison but you're advancing! :3

no bc i wrote 2k words of lunelle yesterday and now im struggling through 300 words

Lunelle in a life to paint...........

@oatchmilk u think they might release another dlc?

@SacchCoffee i wonder if it’s gonna be a dlc thing 🤫 i mean we can have clea and simon hair ffs…MANNNN 😪

i wish we could equip the red alicia hair :/

Lune

Never forget

@tropotropotropo oh im sorry, i might have retweeted that :( i rly like that artist

Whoever rted the pic where the artist was like idk what cw should be on this and when you click through it's a drawing of a girl getting worms pulled out of her vag congrats you got me to set down my phone and hold my head in my hands. Like ok. Thanks for that

cunt slapping should be talked about more imo

no but if the winds of winter comes out this year it could singlehandedly save 2026

I hope this is true, but if it actually is true I'm so fucked bro I'm still halfway through a Storm of Swords 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

More Supergirls 👌🏼

@dozosugoi ur art is very pretty 🥺💗

｡✩ 🎀 𝒜𝑅𝒯 𝑅𝒜𝐹𝐹𝐿𝐸 🎀 ✩｡ One winner will receive a full painted portrait of a subject of their choosing. To enter: ✦ Like, retweet ✦ Follow That's it! Good luck ♥ (ends June 1st!)