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Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him

"@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.

James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.

for an MBA.

I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.

through which one pours all his money.

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.

Two lawyers = a law firm.

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.

You cannot tame a tiger by pulling but one of his teeth.

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

one that proves conclusively that your product is safe and that your

I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!

I need a lovew that won't dwive me cwazy - Elmer Cougar