Marty St.Denis

If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right? fw2.bdsmgalls.net/gena

My version of "Free hugs" is a sign hung around my neck that says "Ewww, get the fuck away from me." bitly.xaijo.com/john

That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror. bitly.xaijo.com/trudy

1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back. bitly.xaijo.com/marquita

bitly.xaijo.com/deirdre If your toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I'll fix it and then never come over again.

bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh

Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies. bitly.xaijo.com/teJCjh

I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now. http://bitly.xai

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems