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@ianbagg I offered to buy you a drink. It's fine. I wasn't offended at all.

I thought you were fucking hilarious tonight, @ianbagg

Thank you #bachelor producers This #JuanPablo guy has my wife thinking I'm Prince Charming and I'm drinking beer n eating KFC while watching

"I'm glad I didn't pick her." Stay classy, Juan Pablo. #Bachelor

If this is "real love," then single girls everywhere should just give up right now and adopt a bunch of cats. #bachelor

Why hasn't Siri ordered an intervention? I tweeted about the #bachelor and then looked up #catsweater on #Pinterest.

Ready for #TheBachelorFinale !

Esss oh-kay @AndiDorfman @kellytravisty

Today is Bell Let's Talk Day. For every tweet using #BellLetsTalk, we'll donate 5¢ more to #MentalHealth initiatives: ow.ly/t0e3k

Remove the stigma of mental health. Show your support on #BellLetsTalk Day and every day. ow.ly/sZjFP @Bell_LetsTalk

Mental health initiative! #BellLetsTaIk

FACT --> Only 1 in 3 people with mental illness seek and receive treatment. Reduce the stigma. RT to win a signed #hockeytalks puck!

@511Alberta how are the roads this early morning between north edmonton and the airport? Yellowhead - Anthony henday west and QE2?

In #RedDeer (& other Canadian cities), you can pay your parking ticket with donated toys. Awesome. tiny.cc/qbl15w

Call Kanye. LEATHER TRACK PANTS!!!!! @JBrandJeans @Cosmopolitan

Weirdest compliment I received today: "I like your sleeves" (wearing my flight attendant uniform) ... Thanks?

@strombo after watching your taping yesterday, I was excited to read some insomnia tweets.. But now-nothing! Happy for you, but sad for me!

Had fun today watching the George show from a dressing room and the audience! Loved that @strombo spent time answering audience questions!