Sam Johnson

@BenjiNaesen Wait until you go to California

In a restaurant that is charging 10 EUR for a 1 L bottle of water. I would rather die of dehydration than pay that.

@BenjiNaesen Have a £5er on both Pogi & Bäckstedt - going to try and stream on my flight to LA. Wish me luck!

HAPPY PARIS-ROUBAIX DAY FOR ALL WHO CELEBRATE! 💛 Who are your winners today?

@lucasaganronald So lazy and tarnishes the achievement

Can’t believe all the Canyon did was to use some stupid AI videos as a celebration video for MVDP’s 8th Worlds win… not fan of it. 🥲

@BenjiNaesen 2/10

How do you rate #LaVuelta25 out of 10?

@BenjiNaesen 🥧🆔🐔

Describe your favourite cyclist, but ONLY use emoji's! 👇

@BenjiNaesen @cyclingontnt It’s nuts and unsustainable

Bye, @cyclingontnt! 👋 I'm not paying 31 GBP per month for a subscription service with ads.

@BenjiNaesen Started 10 and declined to a 4-5

Rate this year's #TDF2025 from from 0 to 10, any say why. ⤵️

🔁 RT if you think 🇺🇸 @QuinnSimmons9 is the Super-combative of the #TDF2025! 🔁 RT si vous pensez que 🇺🇸 @QuinnSimmons9 est le Super-combatif du #TDF2025 !

@irishpeloton Thought this yesterday. So dumb.

The Netflix documentary about *last* year’s Tour being released 2 days before *this* year’s Tour is stupid and shite. Worst possible time for it to come out. Release it now.

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@_hxrrybxtt Gangnam Style

i need more suggestions please help twitter x

@NickdeSemlyen Rated PG…mental

I maintain that this is one of the 20 scariest movies of all time.

I’m looking forward to the golden S-Works(s) @EvenepoelRemco

- Carapaz single handedly saved EF’s tour. - Ineos had an absolute shocker. Worst performance in the team’s history. Need a serious shake up. - North America’s best GC in 10y.

Some non-hot TDF highlights / takes, in no particular order. #TourdeFrance2024 - Tadej is a once in a lifetime generational talent and will likely become the GOAT. - Cav’s 35th. Incredible. At this rate though, will likely be surpassed by☝️

- Jonas outdid himself. Unbelievable performance all things considered. Better than probably he even thought. - Remco matured and proved doubters wrong. Only problem is, he is in the generation of Tadej and Jonas. - Bini is a super talent and great for the reach of the sport.

@VamosCiclismo @EvenepoelRemco @FirstCycling @LeTour @soudalquickstep If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike

We cannot overlook the monumental ride @EvenepoelRemco 🇧🇪 is putting in during this Tour de France. If Jonas 🇩🇰 & Pogačar 🇸🇮 were not riding/were out of the race, he would lead GC by OVER 5 minutes. He just broke a Pantani 🏴‍☠️ climbing record and has won a stage. More to come.👏🏻

@jamescdyer These will be burnt is for US TX. Disney+ will use what’s known as a “Semi-Textless” video that will play alongside a forced narrative or SDH / HOH for regional distribution. It basically means they do not need to host multiple localized burnt-in videos.

I suspect the US ones are burned in, whereas due to localisation in non-English countries, everyone else gets auto-generated ones in their territory’s given language. Shame.

Proof that I am not, in fact, going mad. Well, not about this, anyway…

@yasisalek Love this. Theory-three is a great shout. Any chance of a Year of our Lord 2023 playlist BTW?

threw together a little playlist of some of my fav love songs for u: open.spotify.com/playlist/2UtBr…