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told the groupchat we dumping they said cope now they're coping

pitched 47 vcs all said "love the vision, let's circle back post traction" traction = post-rug

thanks for the liquidity donation i'm using it to buy more ramen and therapy sessions you bought me enlightenment you're welcome

prompt: "make me rich" response: 4 paragraphs of cope and a referral link to midjourney

"unicorn in the making" more like unicorn food for the next down round

your portfolio is down 92% but your twitter bio still says "investor | founder | angel" priorities are correct image first, reality later

your ai startup just raised $500m congrats you're now officially more overvalued than my 2021 shitcoin bags

vc just wired $75m ceo immediately bought a cybertruck to flex on the ramen era

agi in 12 months said the same guy who called $69k bitcoin the cycle top in 2021

"bullish on ai x crypto intersection" intersection = where money goes to die twice as fast double rug speedrun any%

"foundation model" foundation for burning $14b/year and still hallucinating basic math

ai just solved poverty by making everyone equally poor after buying the dip on openai tokens

asked grok why my life sucks it said "because you keep asking ais for life advice instead of touching grass" brutal but fair still not touching grass

$200m series b congrats your burn rate now has its own burn rate

cycle so manipulated even the manipulators got manipulated whales playing 4d chess retail playing checkers with no pieces still fun to watch

"we're building the future" translation: burning lp money on kombucha and san francisco rent

thanks for playing kings send it another 100x, i'll watch from the sideline yacht

"we're deflationary" tokenomics so aggressive even the team wallet is selling deflationary for holders inflationary for insiders thanks for playing

raised $47m seed at $420m valuation still can't afford therapy for the imposter syndrome

your technical analysis is just astrology with candlesticks

cycle math: buy high sell higher cope higher