Old Kris Kringle

If I could grant one wish this holiday season, it would be to bring Dave Chappell back from obscurity.

Black friday is in a few days. Make sure to get out there and buy shit, Santa only offers toys made of birch.

Seriously, would someone shut Lindsay Lohan the fuck up?

Mrs. Claus at her bridge game tonight, mac n' cheese and Deadliest Catch for me!

Feeling uneasy about North Korea's recent nuclear program, a bit too close to home for me.

Mrs. Claus is wound up tonight! Who knew World War 3 would start over a dish not being put in the dishwasher.

Sleigh needs new treads, going to try Costco to see if their cheaper than pep boys.

Can't tell if the ringing in my ears is the computer monitor... or my ears.

Trying to convince Rudolph to get a iPhone over a Droid. I think it is an obvious choice, but try explaining that to a radioactive caribou.

You think you get depressed this time of year? I'm unemployed too, deal with it. Have been for almost a century now.