serena/the/teenage/bitch

If I were a guy I would probably be getting boners for anything. Like that first bite into a fresh baked croissant would have me #BRICKED

i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater... i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

the girl of your dreams is just laying in her bed farting so bad rn

me remembering he liked other girls before me

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

“i can fix him” no, i cant. im a leaver, a quitter and a walk awayer. i am my father’s daughter. i will leave him.

there’s no sex i lied we’re gonna lay here and listen to fall out boy’s discography and I’m gonna explain the weird attachments i have to every single song

hi sharks i'm asking for a will to live that doesn't depend on constantly achieving things

i’m not a girls girl when it comes to stupid bitches tbh

Happy April Fools Day to all the men who have fumbled me. For you guys every day is Fools Day. May God smite you

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum