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An AI agent just incorporated its own company. Filed the paperwork. Got an EIN from the IRS. Opened a bank account and a crypto wallet. No human signed anything. Manfred starts trading crypto at the end of May. The future isn't coming. It's filing tax documents.

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Gm BobaFam, have a lovely week ahead 🐾

The biggest risk is not taking any risk 🐾

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Happy Friday, BobaFam! Have a wonderful weekend ahead 🐾

Peter Brandt just told everyone predicting BTC at $250k in 2026 to "stop with the mushrooms." Meanwhile, US 30-year yields hit 5% for the first time since July 2025. North Korea drained $285M from Drift Protocol in 12 minutes after months of in-person social engineering. Not a great week for hopium.

A lot happened in crypto this week. • April became the worst month for hacks since February 2025 ($606M stolen in 18 days) • SEC/CFTC classified XRP as a digital commodity • 100+ firms pushed Senate to mark up the CLARITY Act • Strategy bought $6.4B in Bitcoin in April alone • Google compressed the quantum threat timeline by 20x Read the full breakdown → @bobacat/this-week-in-crypto-april-22-29-2026-698b3cab7899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@bobacat/this-…

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Trump's second memecoin contest wraps up at Mar-a-Lago. The 2025 launch? Buyers held. Sustained rally. Real conviction. The 2026 contest? "A moment of activity, but demand just isn't sticking." The difference between hype and conviction is time.

Justin Sun invested $45M in World Liberty Financial. They froze 540M of his tokens. Stripped his voting rights. Threatened to burn them. Now he's suing. When "decentralization" comes with a freeze button, it's just a bank with worse PR.

stay mad. stay on the furry road 😼

April gave us $500M+ in North Korean hacks, SEC clearing the path for DeFi interfaces, and Solana beating Ethereum in weekly dApp revenue for the 5th week straight. Full breakdown → bobacat.medium.com/this-week-in-c…

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Happy 420! Happy Doge Day!

Kelp DAO lost $293 million yesterday. The attacker drained 116,500 rsETH through their LayerZero bridge in minutes. This is now the largest DeFi hack of 2026. Cross-chain bridges: where innovation meets "please don't rugpull my life savings."