@sfc_debs

@JohnHammett3 @AlfieHouseEcho I’m sure Kim had a lovely weekend too

@AlfieHouseEcho Lovely weekend thanks.. beaten by Hull..fairly.. enjoy the rest of your summer battling the FA and players wanting out. See you next season

Saints fans singing: "Same old Boro, always cheating." Which you'd have to say is quite funny. #SaintsFC

@HurlockReport He’s Serbian, not sure why he’s sent them to Slovakia 😂

Concerns are mounting about the whereabouts of Phil Parsons, Tonda Eckert and Johannes Spors, with #SaintsFC yet to issue any statement on Spygate. Intelligence sources are suggesting that owner Dragan Šolak is understood to have detained them in a Slovakian gulag, reportedly fitted with a shark tank. While fans might have expected a managerial sacking, or at the very least a carefully-worded announcement referencing “a thorough internal review” and “lessons learned”, sources confirm the owner has instead opted for a more direct approach involving ropes, low lighting, and the occasional ominous splash from nearby. Traditionally, news of a Southampton managerial sacking is accompanied by a sombre image of a corner flag at St Mary’s Stadium, fluttering meaningfully as if to signal both closure and the beginning of another doom cycle. However, the continued silence suggests something more sinister is afoot. Dave Wilson-Cummins, 37, said: “You do miss the corner flag. It gives it a sense of occasion. Now it’s just silence and the faint suggestion someone’s being dangled over a shark tank while being asked to define ‘oversight’.” Šolak, who continues to edge closer to full James Bond villain status, is understood to have taken a dim view of events, particularly the idea that his expensively assembled football club had been undone by what one insider described as “amateur hour with a an iPhone 12.” The source added: “He didn’t shout. He just gestured towards the tank and said, ‘Again.’ It was very calm. That’s what made it worse.” Back in Southampton, fans have been coping in their own way, including fashioning voodoo dolls of Steve Gibson, which they insist is “not directly related, but still feels right”. Wilson-Cummins added: “It’s not about blame. It’s about having something to stick pins into while the club refuses to acknowledge reality. Ideally that’d be a statement, but we work with what we’ve got.” At press time, Šolak was believed to be slowly circling three restrained executives while occasionally glancing at the shark tank and asking them to “walk me through the decision-making process again,” pausing only to sigh heavily. Club officials confirmed no update would be issued “until further notice, or feeding time.”

@kieranstead95 Yeah fantastic, thanks ☺️

@Sfc_debs How was your play off final? Good day out?

I spy No #saints fans 🕵️‍♂️ Up the fucking boro

@James_Smailes @ryanganderson22

Divided family

@SkySports_Keith Stop crying Kim Hellberg

🚨 🇸🇪 Boro boss Kim Hellberg: 🗣️ “It’s the toughest two weeks I’ve been through — two heartbreaking losses in one week. 🗣️ “You feel very, very empty. I feel very flat after everything we put into the season. 🗣️ “It’s a sad moment and I wish I could’ve done better, find better solutions. That’s what football comes down to and it’s my responsibility.” #MFC #UTB

@AwayDaysClub_ This one’s funnier #boro #saintsfc

This might be the funniest play-off final prop yet 😭🤣 Harwood-Bellis getting dragged along for the ride.

Unlucky Gibbo 😂😂😂😂 #saintsfc

@Trudeestweets Best I’ve felt for two weeks 🤣

@Sfc_debs Love it! Karma's a b.tch lol 😆

@HullCity Southampton are celebrating with you! Congratulations 🎊🍾 🐯

WE ARE GOING UP!!!! #hcafc

@MSymonds10 Ask Villa fans what Gerrard was like as a manager. Turgid slow football.

If it’s not Gerrard then I don’t want anyone else

@jamie_sparks1 Explain

@Sfc_debs Think you’ve misunderstood

@jamie_sparks1 Or Ipswich / Coventry

@Sfc_debs And end up like Leicester. Class shout

@SirGowen @AlfieHouseEcho Don’t be ridiculous. Not fair to level any criticism on them. Target your anger on the club. They are the only ones responsible.

@AlfieHouseEcho You and effing Blackmore did us no favours. While the local media in the North East were supporting Gibson, you two were panning SFC within 48hrs of the news breaking. You played your part.

I defy anyone to sit and ponder the events that have led to a catastrophe for Saints without getting angry all over again. Cheating at all is bad enough, but it's an unforgivable misjudgment before a play-off game with club's future at stake. #SaintsFC dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/o…

@AlfieHouseEcho One of the biggest own goals of all time. I fear the damage and fallout is only just starting and it’s going to get a lot worse. Name forever tarnished and supporters will get the brunt of it. Desperate times.

@SFCTom123 Wankerson still chairman. He started this shit show 4 years ago

Parsons. Spors. Tonda. Need to walk away from this club. Parsons is absolute cancer to #SaintsFc

@RocheReg28971 @holt3361 Great player and gone too soon. Childhood hero of mine at the Dell. Every time he jumped for a header my dad shouted “put some chalk on yer head”. Always got a laugh. #memories #betterdays

@Sfc_debs @holt3361 430 games in total for us. Then went to Saints and played 222 games for you. Amazing R.I.P. Spike

@holt3361 What a great player David Armstrong was (RIP)

@Sfc_debs Well said. The club of Channon, Ball , Keegan, Spike Armstrong, Bale, Shearer should be remembered for other stuff,not this.

@southampton_fc We’ll lose sponsorship and may be sued by commercial partners. Other clubs may sue us as well. The financial ramifications could be huge.

Outcomes from this idiotic behaviour from the club: - Players turn against the club - Fans turn against the club - Tonda banned - Spors banned - Kicked out £200m game - Lost all credibility and respect as a club - Club is looking rotten - 26/27 relegation (-4 points) #SaintsFC

@AnthonyMarkMurr So it has been proven.

@Sfc_debs Driven by Justice,cheating Southampton