Judy

Red & white - butchery Green - mpesa Pink - beauty shop Yellow & red - fast food place White - pharmacy Blue - water refill station Now, it's okay to do anything but I'm not walking into a pink butchery.

1:59:30. Humanity just got faster. Powered by Adizero. #YouGotThis

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯 Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions. Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

Watch Sabastian Sawe 🇰🇪 run 1:59:30 to destroy the Marathon World Record in London!!🤯🔥 First man ever to break 2 hours in a marathon. 2. Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 1:59:41 3. Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 2:00:28 All under the previous World Record.

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

Hakunanga amicable breakup tukana mtu ashangae...mwambie hio roho yake chafu ndio imefanya ngombe za mamake zisizae zote ni tasa

Mtu amelelewa kwa majani hawezi enda huku ati for experience juu ya ptsd.

We can vote this man out… No one is above the collective will of the people!

‘solo’ and ‘performative’ in the same sentence??? so who’s the audience? myself?

We only got like 10 new sentences left

Amka useme damn tena.

Economy Ina collapse when it's our turn to Adult...

Dear Italy, Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth. We'd like to apply for the vacancy. Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span. The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

They lied. Siasa weka kwa roho kabisa! They are playing with our lives bana.

A whole professor tweeting like a heartbroken bitch.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

Update: Naambiwa sio Mandera ni Kakuma 🤭

You don’t understand how valid this question is😭😭

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.