Short Circuit

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

@STRAYMAV IS STREAMING #MINECRAFT ON @TWITCHTV -> twitch.tv/straymav

@kumailn call it vajizzled : )

@alan_tudyk It's called a..... (puts sun glasses on) winky sneeze. : )

@SirPatStew I am a Patron of Dignity in Dying, a body dedicated to changing the law in the UK on doctor assisted dying. Check them out.

Today is always tuff for me because I lost my mom 6yrs ago, Don't take your mom for granted people. Cherish each & every single day with her

@JennyMcCarthy eyes and behind imho

@EGiNcontroL That sexy moment when Demuslim manner mules JakeBake, and we all know hes saying to himself, Thats for you Geoff, thats for u

@EGiNcontroL Great job so far Geoff! Keep it up buddy!

@EGiNcontroL Aint no party like an incontrol party cause an incontrol party dont stop!!!!!! ... Yeah I said it! Kick some ass Geoff

@EGiNcontroL GL Geoff you've been playing great lately, I'm really pulling for you. Best year yet!

@EGiNcontroL Very nice, congrats you two.

@EGiNcontroL ok im ready for another epic stream Geoff : )

Got another Mod Spotlight coming up tomorrow.... What will it be? Wait and see : )

@rickygervais I am in Moriarty NM, USA! I am reading your tweet and preparing to make a youtube video about a game : ) Good Morning Ricky!

First video of many to come! youtube.com/watch?v=T-1bIE… youtu.be/T-1bIEolYfc?a