Shoshanna Green

You would critique MY acting? My dear child, I have performed SHAKESPEARE burlesque staged readings for companies you’ve never even HEARD OF!

SNL is gonna steal this for a sketch next week

Are you this old? 🥲

Yeah I’m interested in Dune 2… Dune 2 others as I would have others do unto me

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character? Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

@rheinwaldjones lol same

What time is it? youtu.be/ugqniGO4IJc?fe…

you're fasting for lent, I'm furiousing for lent; we are not the same

America being named after Amerigo Vespeche is like astronomers finding a habitable world and naming it after @ChuckTingle because they wrote a story about being pounded in the butt by it. Humans are awesome sometimes.

@DanielleCasting Wonderful!

Woot!

Because one shared neuron we'll never know how many people backed out of their wedding because they got WET feet.

I put the “best” in “asbestos”

Sixpack None the Fitter

It’s so sad when you have to tell the person you love that you’ve already seen the post they’re showing you

This might be a hot take but Once is one of my fav shows of all time, and I don’t understand why they have to keep changing it every time they bring it back. NYCC is doing it upon a mattress, the last revival did it on an island. Why can’t we just keep it set in an Irish pub?

"we're all the same" when it's time to take accountability, for abusers at the interpersonal to the ecological scale "you people" when called out or when the contradictions are highlighted

oh my gods what an annotation