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toronto Katılım Aralık 2013
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Feru ✭
Feru ✭@ferupity·
Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck
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-@greyscribbles·
I think you actually start living your life once university ends, and then there’s this grace period of 2 years where you understand nothing, and finally the second part of your life begins with true awakening from dreams of childhood at 27-30 years
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🐺Lobo Solitario 🇵🇸
Drake rich as hell and still wants a two income household lmaooo
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Blake Burge
Blake Burge@blakeaburge·
Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.
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Joshwelt
Joshwelt@weltszzn·
I didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman
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Shlok Sharma
Shlok Sharma@ShlokSharmaybe·
@viceroy_gaga it's like a thoughtfulness industrial complex
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viceroy gaga
viceroy gaga@viceroy_gaga·
Youtube used to have something of a genuine "video essayist" community, at least an hour-long deep dives into some topic with a truly original take, and now any idiot with mic just does these weekly recaps of whatever dumb thing is trending on tiktok and in a gaping drawling mouth explains why this is heckin problemaaaaaaaaaatic
Tony soprano woman@geekbarrapist

Could not pay me to watch this

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Connor
Connor@unravelmyheart·
When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching
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The Chungus
The Chungus@DiegoChunguss·
@TheMcBang “But I get free healthcare” Buddy you took 3 Advil last year
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Matt Slotnick
Matt Slotnick@matt_slotnick·
a 9-5 corporate job that pays $400K a year is like hitting the cosmic lottery. you have a higher quality of life than almost everyone that has ever lived in the history of the planet earth
ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ@hamptonism

This might be a hot take but I know someone at meta who makes $400k a year and is quite literally capped at that number for life - likely will never get a promotion strong enough to change that. 9-5 until they’re what, 50? This is not living. No matter the salary.

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Oluwamucho
Oluwamucho@MuchoTV2·
I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now
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afia
afia@ROKSDXEBECC·
No your parents telling you to go pray when you were 13 is not religious trauma
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Shay Boloor
Shay Boloor@StockSavvyShay·
Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax. He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”
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zade
zade@tyl0saur·
when you drop the self pity and just start moving like you dgaf its genuinely so healing like i actually have no reason to feel bad for or about myself
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crackkka
crackkka@injeramuncher·
slow drivers when u try to pass them
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soilliam
soilliam@soilliam·
The secret to life is having clothes you like wearing 
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tiramisu
tiramisu@flowrfel·
so chronically online i can tell when a tweet is stolen from a reel and when a reel is stolen from a tweet
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