Joe Corrigan

@PottonUnited @BedfordTown @Harpenden_Town @JackDanielMars1 Top Keeper!!

Player announcent 🔥 Join us in welcoming Jack Marshall to The Royals! 👑⚽ Jack joins us after finishing the season at @BedfordTown & @Harpenden_Town. Jack is a Welcomed addition and will challenge for the Gk shirt. Welcome to The Hollow, @JackDanielMars1 🔵 #UpTheRoyals

@MattSibson Apparently, he'd seen his mate with a large semi on and wanted to go one better!

And they say famous people are just attention seekers…

Toxic mad fascists in the Tory Party take note… ⁦@SayeedaWarsi⁩ has spoken! #thelastleg

Love Dec's Jacket, but it just needs a few pens! #ImACeleb

@MarinaPurkiss The Stepford 5

The brainwashing of Conservatives starts young… And at what age are they taught that clenched fist thing?

This is for the 3.8 million lives that were ignored. The freelancers and the self employed. The Conference are trying every trick to have this taken down…so I’ve just deployed large digital vans as well, to keep circling the area.

@GeoffNorcott @AvaSantina Geoff, I thought you handled yourself brilliantly. Well done for trying to raise awareness. Ava, you let yourself down badly. It wasn't the time to take an adversarial stance, especially when no-one was disagreeing with you.

Ava this is awful to watch. Obviously you and I disagreed strongly, but I’d like to take up your constructive offer of developing that conversation in the future. This - or any insulting online reaction to you or the other panellist - draws focus from that dialogue, which ironically is what they were claiming to be angry about in the first place.

Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?

We couldn’t agree more. Please RT if you do too.

Harry Maguire playing a blinder for Scotland

We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS and its staff. Please can you help by following us and retweeting this?

Boris Johnson early Covid WhatsApps still not passed to inquiry bbc.in/43q5OXj

@BestForBritain Ooh! He's hard!

@MXOFO @BorisJohnson Some of his supporters are so deeply entrenched in their delusion, that they simply cannot relate to normal human situations, so empathy gets replaced by heartless mockery and derision. Sorry for your loss.

@susie_dent I get that every time I hear David Bowie sing Stound & Vision.

Word of the day is ‘stound’ (15th century): a sudden pang of emotion, as felt perhaps when hearing a familiar piece of music, or catching a particular scent.

@rickygervais Always a tough watch! I used to go along with the story, and say "I'll give you a hand"

#HappyFathersDay twitter.com/kerryfowler_/s…

Love a timely reminder.

@Rgelato @Baddiel Me neither! Maybe @DanielBedingfld can help?

When Holly Willoughby said "Firstly, are you OK?" I genuinely thought she was talking to someone behind camera, before realising that of course she was talking to us, the great British deeply-traumatised by everything's that happened on an ITV morning show public.

@Mellor76 I know I should just laugh and scroll past, but I must have hit an age where I worry about the fact that they might just keel over from sheer exhaustion and can barely lift their arms to defend themselves, let alone throw a punch!

WTF is going on! It’s getting beyond a joke now!

@Baddiel He seemed to quite enjoy fingering the ring

I’m afraid these things have been making me laugh every time they appear.

I haven't seen this much fuss over putting a glove on, since the OJ Simpson trial! #coronation #ovenglove