Skooch

Sonic Adventure: You can now raise your own chao and evolve it with love and care! Me:

people are really getting mad at this tweet while i'm over here clappin and fartin in the front row experiencing real joy and soyjacking when starfox says "Alright gang. This looks like the Final Destination. Lets not get into a melee now."

People being mad at the Super Mario Galaxy movie for not having a deep story when every mainline Mario game in history had on average less than 10 minutes of cutscenes and almost no dialogue is kind of silly. Did these people want a coming of age film that explores the tragedy of getting older where Mario is now working a dead end job but then one night while drinking in his shitty apartment he says "i don't know Luigi, I just don't feel super any more" but then he turns on the news and sees that Peach Toadstool (moved to New York) of Peach Enterprises (basically Apple of this universe it's like iPhone but there's a peach logo instead) has gone missing so he looks at his brother and goes "Luigi we have to do something. What do you say? One more adventure?" and Luigi sadly goes "Sure Mario. It's what he would've wanted." And the camera pans to a fuckin picture of Toad, Luigi, and Mario playing baseball (game reference)(Toad is dead btw). So Luigi says some shit like.. "are we actually going to do this?" and Mario goes "Lets uhhh... Let's a go!" So they head on a massive adventure full of trials and tribulations where Mario has to relearn how to use all of his old powers but can't make fire no matter how hard he tries. Then in his final battle against the big enemy (bowser in like a mafia setting i guess) there's a moment where Luigi and Peach are about to be killed by enemies and Mario can't physically reach them so he shoots out a massive fire blast for the first time in the movie and it pans to him and it's symbolic of him both physically and literally getting his spark back? Is that what they wanted?

henry had his 1.5 month recheck today, almost all his levels are back to normal, and he’s gained 2 lbs!!!!! he’s still staying on the FIP meds for a few more weeks but things are looking fantastic :D

@EveryDamnDay__ Only half of em. Peach is an actual human and Mario is edited in but like in a Who Framed Roger Rabbit way and not cg

@Skooch and it’s live action

@carlinhoscss Send dat shit to a24. Get the director from hereditary on it and traumatize an entire generation of children

@Skooch that said i want a Luigi's Mansion movie.

@webegga bro said “now” 😂😂😂

the mario galaxy movie was phenomenal and also i think i'm a furry now

Very fun movie. Nearly as good as a sequel can be. I frowned at like 6 jokes total because they were clearly intended for children but at its best this movie is an 8 and at its worst a 7. Reb and I actually pogged at a super unexpected cameo. Don’t wanna spoil but it’s so funny.

About to watch the Super Mario Galaxy movie and I’m so excited. Been trying to stay off of social media so I don’t get spoiled but I know the goats at Nintendo must’ve cooked up an absolute MASTERPIECE

@starqimb Honey if I get to a rest site I am gonna smith or die 💯💯💯

@Skooch sounds like you undervalue potions

Finished a10 on the necro and maybe I’m wrong but Elites aren’t worth it in slay the spire 2. You have to fight a man made of bees who deals four thousand damage a turn that fucks your deck every time you hit him and your reward is idk brew a potion when you nap or some shit

Japan was some of the most fun I've had in my life but I am genuinely so excited to stream and work on videos again. GOING LIVE LATER AND WE HAVE SHIT PLANNED ALL WEEK LETS HAVE A GOOD ONE GANGGGG Unrelated: This bar served me beer in a baseball bat which was.. inconvenient!

@Skooch LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN YUCK

A 15 day alcoholic bender in japan alongside a few months full of caloric abuse have turned me into a fat (but funny) caricature of my previous self. It's charming but I feel like ass! Gonna start a fitness challenge today and be annoying about it on social media ! ! ! WAHOO!

@serinide our average saturday night of bumping our big ol' bellies and bouncing around the room while letting out hearty laughs as our mcdonalds order arrives has to CHANGE

@Skooch honey, WE

how my bf made us in tomodachi life vs how i made us 🫩

@webegga OMG JUST LIKET HE ANIME ! !

walked through a park at night while i was drunk and posed with the cherry blossoms like they were local celebrities

@serinide haha big beer : )

@Skooch STOP TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT OF THE PICTURE WITH YOUR BEER!!!!!!!

Been drinking for four straight days in Japan and I’m so fucking glad there’s no downside to this. Feels awesome. Quite filling. And possibly healthy?(didn’t fact check this one) What a cool world man

WIP sneak peek of the first level and how the game is looking so far. Lots of stuff is still subject to changes

@webegga Time for one million beers day TWO!!

you can tell i’m drunk here because my eyes are glazed over but it’s kinda cvnt