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@SnoopDogg Don't worry Snoop, we your disciples will carry on your legacies..... We'll smoke on your behalf........ Stay strong for us

See the way they are shouting Allahu Akbar !!!!! They're killing for their god

These people just blame Nigerians for everything bad happening to them... Pathetic

@Waspapping_ Oloriburuku ni e, if e no enter every home, make you come force us accept the religion na

This is how Igbo Muslims in Enugu State performed their Eid prayers. Like it or not, Islam has made significant progress in Igbo land over the years. It will eventually get to every home.

@Legah_tr_ Send am come

I sent my babe 3k for lunch, she returned it. Please, who needs it here?

@officialABAT Lol

On this Children’s Day, I celebrate every Nigerian child. I celebrate the child who is excelling in school. I celebrate the child who is learning a trade. I celebrate the child living with disability and still pressing forward with courage. I celebrate the child who has lost much but has not lost hope. Today belongs to you. It is a day to celebrate your innocence, your strength, your creativity, your aspirations, and the immeasurable value you bring to our nation. You are the pride of our Republic, the custodians of tomorrow’s promise, and the living reminder that we can shape the future of Nigeria by the opportunities we create for our children today. The theme for this year’s celebration, “Future Now: Promoting Inclusion for Every Nigerian Child,” speaks powerfully to the soul of our national conscience. It reminds us that the future is not a distant promise; it is already here. As we mark this special day, which coincides with Eid-el-Kabir, some Nigerian children and their teachers in Oyo and Borno should be with their families, but are being held captive by criminals. Some children have been forced into fear. Some parents cannot join today’s celebration because their hearts are set on one prayer: ‘Bring our children home.’ To those children, their parents, and their teachers, I say this as a father and your President: you are not forgotten. You are not abandoned. To the families grieving and despondent, your government will not turn your pain into ceremony. We will continue to work until children taken from their homes, schools and communities are returned safely, and until those who profit from this cruelty are brought to justice. I have directed all relevant security agencies to sustain and intensify coordinated rescue operations for abducted children and other vulnerable citizens across the country. These operations must be intelligence-led, carefully executed and focused first on the safe recovery of our children. I have also directed the strengthening of school protection measures in high-risk areas. This will include updated school vulnerability mapping, closer coordination between state governments and security commands, rapid response links between schools and local security units, and stronger community-based early warning systems. The Federal Ministry of Education, working with state governments, is to deepen the implementation of the Safe Schools framework with clear reporting, clear responsibility and clear timelines. Every school in a vulnerable area must know who to call, what to do, where to move, and how to protect children when danger is identified. We will also improve support for children who have survived abduction, violence and displacement. Rescue is not the end of the government’s duty. A child who returns from trauma must return to care, medical attention, counselling, education and dignity. I have directed the relevant ministries and agencies to ensure that recovered children receive proper reintegration support, not temporary attention. Let me also state that protecting children cannot be left solely to the government. Parents, teachers, traditional rulers, religious leaders, community leaders, youth groups, transport unions, local vigilantes and the media all have a role to play. When a community sees strange movement around a school and keeps quiet, a child is placed at risk. When warning signs are ignored, families suffer. When information is shared quickly and responsibly, lives can be saved. This is why we will continue to strengthen the link between communities and security agencies. The fight to protect children must begin before an attack happens, not after one has already occurred. 1/2

Tunde knew he didn't want to marry Amara, but he was too afraid to say it .. She talked about their future, sent wedding videos, and dreamed out loud about their kids. But his heart wasn't in it. Instead of being honest, he pulled away slowly. Late replies. Excuses. Distance. One day, when Amara asked where the relationship was heading, he panicked. "I've been hiding something," he admitted quietly. "What is it?" she asked nervously. He looked away. "I'm HIV positive." The room fell silent. A few weeks later, Amara ended the relationship gently and walked away in tears. And just like that, Tunde got the clean exit he wanted. But deep down, he knew the truth: He didn't leave because he was HIV positive. He left because he was afraid to be honest.

@spookymullder He had no money issue in season one.... Lack of money makes a man lose his real identity... I feel his pain fr

O Nate da primeira temporada teria chamado a ICE depois do primeiro berro que o Naz desse no ouvido dele

Walahi no be Tinubu dey apply for those loans...... Somebody else is taking advantage of this old man

Do y'all know what this means ??? We are actually cooked

“Issue of insecurity, that is the lawf, that is the obedience of law” 😭😭😭😭

This man just speaks gibberish with so much confidence... Omg.. we are cooked

@shxkxbabu 😂😂😂

god go make things difficult for you throughout this year 🙏🏽

I'm at the diner, omg 😳

I’m going to hit them by surprise and they’ll think it’s by luck or miracle 💪🏾

@zillionokoye I'm interested

If you can stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely, I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr. I posted this sometimes last week, if you applied check your email.

The bicycle no get gear ? Why e dey move slow like that ? It's stressing your legs out sir

@sneminaj Silly indirect allegations

what are the signs that you’re being discriminated against at work?

@_fefas This one saw me coming her way and went to dodge .. it's not even that deep

I was once with a lady. Then after we stopped talking, she didn’t even care whether I existed or not 😭 The cutting off was too wild, bro. Any trace of me she saw online, she would immediately block it 😂 Mehn, I was like “it was not that deep.” I even saw her recently and was surprised, so I called her name out of shock. She looked at me, hissed, and walked away 😭 Mehn. In front of people. It was never that deep.

Typical example of a corporate work place

Went to an interview in Lagos, got there before 9am, sat down with other applicants for hours, by 3pm I was called only to be asked to drop my CV and that they'll get back to me..... That was it, no interview, no discussion, just my CV........ I couldn't believe my eyes