SpellBound

I never met a cheese I didn't like.

This will also never stop being funny

You ok babe? You haven’t slapped my ass or respectfully objectified me as much as I’d like today

If you threaten me, you better be able to hold your own because it’s all gas, no brakes.

@jamesgraham32 Lost weight on vaca? You're my hero dude!

Recently, I started eating better and counting calories on an app. Tonight I came home from the lake after 10 days, and was actually excited to jump on a scale. I’m down 10lbs in 2 weeks. More motivated than I’ve ever been to keep this train rolling!

No thanks reincarnation, once was enough.

@Thesingingblue 5'2

@Spell_boundd How tall are you?

My 11yo has officially surpassed me in height. This is bullshit

🗣️You CANNOT hold yourself responsible for decisions you made while someone was LYING to you about who they were.

apologies are pointless to me now. change your ways or get the fuck out my way.

@ModernLiving_X flip, flop, flip, flop, flip flops.... getting it?

@focodereality She fuckin hates it too

Esse corte fez ela ir dos 30 para 70 anos

To anyone feeling unloved today, I don't love you either...

Im not actually as dumb as I allow people to treat me.

Smoking weed all by yourself will have you connecting dots from your childhood

This last month has just been unpacking to repack again. Minimum 3 more trips planned away from home in aug and I tell ya, my kid better be making these core memories cuz mama is fuckin tired lol

@_OnlyClinton Don't go back.

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

can we bring back 3am "i know you sleep but" paragraphs

@eliza___v Yep

you may be old, but are you this old?