Spencer Spenny Rice

Please add "if true" to every post I make. It's the only way to make sense in a post truth world.

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KVS Skateboards are available and going fast. kennyhotz.com/product/kenny-…

@KingCobraMPC @M0RD3N yes, but we dated for 7 months after. i’m that good.

@Spenny @M0RD3N Spenny, you rimmed a cat. Don't ever lecture anyone on hygiene

This is a sneak peek at my new "Things I Hate" series on Patreon. My issues with TP are deep, unrelenting and well-founded. Beavis never got it. Patreon.com/SpencerSpennyR…

@M0RD3N Thank you. You obviously are unclean down there.

@Spenny I csn see it already. People tripping over their own legs as they run to Patreon to pay Spenny to tell them all about his ass cleaning routine. You're a real treasure, Spenny.

OTTAWA I did a spot on the CTV morning show about my gig tonight at The Dominion Tavern tonight at 9pm. Some tix available at door. m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHZp-M…

Sneak Peek of my Deep Commentary on Who's the Better Fashion Designer. FULL commentary on Patreon: Patreon.com/SpencerSpennyR…

TOMORROW I’ll be on CTV Your Morning OTTAWA at 7:45 AM 😱 to promote my show at the Dominion Tavern later that night at 9pm tickets @ ticketscene.ca/events/57665/ @YourMorning

OTTAWA THIS THURSDAY JAN 15 @ DOMINION TAVERN TIX 👇 ticketscene.ca/events/57665/

ONE WEEK AWAY. TICKETS: ticketscene.ca/events/57665/ 🎟 SPENNY LIVE MUSIC BOOZE COMEDY 📍 Dominion Tavern — Ottawa 📅 Thursday, Jan 15 ⏰ Show starts @ 9pm

🎟 SPENNY LIVE MUSIC BOOZE COMEDY 📍 Dominion Tavern — Ottawa 📅 Thursday, Jan 15 ⏰ Doors 7pm | Music 8pm 🪑 Limited seats remaining 🎟 $20 advance at ticketscene.ca/events/57665// $25 at the door classic rock, blues, old school country and some comedy

📍 Dominion Tavern — Ottawa 📅 Thursday, Jan 15 ⏰ Doors 7pm | Music 8pm 🪑 Seated & standing 🎟 $20 advance at ticketscene.ca/events/57665// $25 at the door classic rock, blues, old school country and some funny Limited capacity (150). Grab tickets early 👇

OTTAWA: Last day of HALF PRICE $10 SALE ticketscene.ca/events/57665/

Half Price Until JAN. ONLY $10 ! ticketscene.ca/events/57665/

Just a few days left on the early bird special. Tix only $10. ticketscene.ca/events/57665/

early bird discount. only 10 lousy bucks ticketscene.ca/events/57665/

OTTAWA @ DOMINION TAVERN 9PM HALF PRICE SALE FOR XMAS ONLY $10 🤯 ticketscene.ca/events/57665/

🎄 ‘The Honeymooners’ (1955)