Statman Dave

Mo Salah has scored more Premier League goals (13) against Manchester United than any other player in the competition’s history. We’re finally free. 🎉

Casemiro’s 0.30 goals p90 in the Premier League this season puts him in the top 2% of DMs across Europe’s top five leagues. Will be difficult to replace this summer. 🤔

No side has picked up more Premier League points in 2026 than Manchester United (25). Level with league leaders Arsenal. 🤝

Bruno Fernandes has created 100+ chances in four separate league campaigns: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 119 in 22/23 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 114 in 23/24 🇵🇹 104 in 18/19 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 101 in 25/26 He’s on track for his most creative season yet. 🎩

Will the Championship welcome Tottenham? Should the play-offs expand? & Who is overrated, @_callumfowler? All will be discussed on this week's episode of Sportsman Untitled 👀

Harry Kane has scored 31 goals in the Bundesliga this season. No other player across Europe’s top five leagues has scored more than 23. Far and away the best player on the planet right now. 🙌

JJ Gabriel across all competitions this season: 👕 23 matches ⚽️ 21 goals 🅰️ 3 assists The sky is the limit. 🔝

Bruno Fernandes’ game by numbers vs. Bournemouth: 52 passes completed 10 crosses 6 shots attempted 5 ball recoveries 3 shots on target 3 key passes 2 tackles 1 goal Once again, Man Utd’s best player.

Bruno Fernandes has been directly involved in 11 goals in his last 10 appearances (8A & 3G). The provider turns scorer. 🎁

Scott McTominay’s game by numbers bs. Cagliari: 100% aerial duels won (2/2) 100% long pass accuracy 91% pass accuracy 24 carries 7 shots (most) 7 ball recoveries 1 key pass 1 goal Once again, Napoli’s match winner. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Man Utd XI vs. Bournemouth (4-2-3-1): Lammens; Dalot, Yoro, Maguire, Shaw; Casemiro, Mainoo; Amad, Fernandes, Cunha; Mbeumo. #MUFC

Benjamin Šeško has scored 7 non-penalty goals in the Premier League this year. Only João Pedro has scored more (8). Big Ben keeps bagging. 🙌

8/8 of Morgan Rogers’ Premier League goals this season have either put Aston Villa ahead or level in the match. Difference maker. 👏

Dominik Szoboszlai’s game by numbers vs. Galatasaray: 93 touches 13 passes into the final third 8 ball recoveries 6 shots 5 touches in the box 3 crosses 2 chances created 2 fouls won 1 goal Having a brilliant individual season. 🔝

Raphinha's game by numbers vs. Newcastle [RANK]: 100% dribbles completed [🥇] 7 crosses [🥇] 6 chances created [🥇] 5 shots attempted [🥇] 5 shots on target [🥇] 3 big chances created [🥇] 2 assists [🥇] 2 goals [🥇] 1 penalty won [🥇] Ballon d'Or incoming... ⏳⏳⏳

🚨 NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 Does Sandro Tonali to Man Utd Make Sense? WATCH ▶️ youtu.be/UaHIYfao1yQ

Since Michael Carrick took charge of Manchester United, his team have won more games (7) and more points (22) than any other side in the Premier League. A fantastic audition. 👏

Bruno Fernandes has created 6+ chances in each of his last three Premier League games. No player has ever has created 6+ chances in four successive appearances in the competition. Another record in sight. 👁️

Vinicius Júnior's game by numbers vs. Man City: 9 carries 7 shots attempted 3 shots on target 2 big chances missed 2 goals 2 progressive carries 1 woodwork hit Could have had four goals tonight, BUT got the job done. ⚽️⚽️

Pep Guardiola has spent £390m since last January and he still couldn’t make it out of the Champions League last 16. Fraudiola. 💰💰💰