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If I saw this in my freezer, I would start ripping the container apart like a chimp

these tiktok lives are getting too weird man how tf did nujabes come back

I salute everyone that has a family while working a 9-5. I be exhausted after work and I live alone. I couldn’t imagine coming home to some spoiled ass kids and an annoying ass wife everyday.

a girl could by me a pair of Ralph Lauren socks ima fall down to my knees like Lil Durk

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

Me straight from the airport

I would’ve took the mic asked him if he knew R. Kelly was a sicko when they made Same Girl and ruined everybody’s night.

@FLACKO444 seeing the several bottles of cheap ass fireball after talking about a new game I want for four months

Take a girl on a date and park as far away as possible just to see what she says

being able to chill with a girl in the same room and not have to talk to her while enjoying her presence is a BIG green flag

If I spent almost 2 years focused on a girl drawing her constantly and the next time I see her, she's spending so many nights over she's leaving her toothbrush in another niggas house and wearing his shoes, I might just crawl up in a little spider ball and cry

Miguel in the original script:

Shikamaru packing up hidan for his teacher then saying this

@omfgyoufoundme Soon as I find a toothpick I’m popping that ass

i remember a few years ago this girl i wanted needed her tv mounted so i offered and she called me at 4am telling me it fell off the wall and i blocked her number