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@BBCNews Finally! I've never understood how they've managed up to now

Up to 150 former WHSmith high street stores to close bbc.in/4tfew7P

#jamiesultimatebbq would have been more useful if coals were used more, rather than cheating with gas and electric

@MartinSLewis When shopping at Morrisons always check your receipt. They get things wrong...alot!

As Martin’s just said, Morrisons online newbies can get up to £51 off groceries when spending £60+. See more details… #6F1biwE39SITWkZib3EES3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">moneysavingexpert.com/deals/morrison… #MartinLewis

@MartinSLewis All talk is about the 25% tax free. What lf you only wanted take 15%? Does the remainder moce into a draw sown pot? This seems a subject that's rarely covered

Martin's talking through how to take your pension... moneysavingexpert.com/pensions/guide… #MartinLewis

@NoContextBrits More like a Staedtler Noris Pencil

@anon_opin Are you in Sheerness by any chance?

2020s Britain basically smells of weed and dog piss.

@anon_opin It's what Record Store Day is all about!

If a success artist dies leaving a large unreleased back catalogue, maybe there's a good reason why it was unreleased.

@jaxatweet @ShepherdNeame I've always considered Guinness to be overrated (yes, I know I'm in the minority). @ShepherdNeame double stout was always my go-to. They brew in my home town which is a bonus

@ShepherdNeame 👏👏👍

@anon_opin I've read this post twice, and both times I thought it began 'Batman here'.

Barman here. I don't know who started this "queueing single-file at the pub" business but it needs to end. You're not actually getting served any quicker. They wouldn't have designed bars to be long and wide if they intended on people forming a fucking queue.

@anon_opin Disc?

Nobody will ever erect a statue of a critic or a disk jockey

@anon_opin Written by a youngster

Clearly the song Proud Mary should actually be titled Rolling on the River. Like come on, guys. Let's be real.

@NoContextBrits A telling indictment of the state of eye tests in the UK

@anon_opin Yep. Those and the omnipresent tanks everyone seems to need these days.

Having just seen someone lose control whilst changing lanes in dry conditions, I've never been more convinced that high powered cars should require a different driving licence.

@johnrobb77 Mine's on the way from @RoughTrade , looking forward to reading it. Next book purchase will be yours, John!

Cognitive Dissident by Jason Wood and Matt Johnson –Book Review 'an epic series of interviews with Matt Johnson of THE THE, covering everything from childhood through career success and personal loss to his 21st-century comeback.' louderthanwar.com/cognitive-diss…

@BBCNews It's a familiar story. I swear it's done on purpose. It saves a fortune if we all die before any care or treatment is provided

'My husband finally got full-time care – he died a week later' bbc.in/4ucvO6j

@richughesy @BBCNews 'Shoot that poison arrow' and maybe don't miss this time

@BBCNews Can’t see Martin Fry getting involved.

Melania Trump urges ABC to 'take stand' on Jimmy Kimmel after widow joke bbc.in/49cIBgR

@thethe Not looking. Awaiting delivery!!

Cognitive Dissident is published this Thursday. A glimpse inside the book ahead of release. #thethe #mattjohnson #mattjohnsonthethe #jasonwood

@anon_opin Was a long time ago. People have moved on. Maybe you should too.

I just think that young people, even in former mining towns, don't hate Margaret Thatcher enough.

@BBCNews And they say there's no money around

Signed Oasis 'Wonderwall' guitar sells for $96,000 bbc.in/4d1LIur

@anon_opin Get too slippery so they slip from your hand. When they hit the floor they're buggered!

Electric toothbrushes are too easy to knock over, this is an obvious design flaw that has never been rectified.