Liam Streff

As the New Year lands, KNOW YOUR 2024 with these Let's Make A Poop classic moments from the Year that Shouldn't Have #letsmakeapoop

Believe me when I say your year does not require a recap.

At this point a new year feels a bit risky, what about getting a certified pre-owned year?

You first

Big day for the word “welp”.

We will pay the U.S. government $701 a year to play this at naturalization ceremonies.

Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.

This Caddyshack gopher baby costume is A+ creativity

Thanked a rival dad at the neighborhood chili cook off for making his mild so my kids could have some.

Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes

Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open.

Never give up on your dreams… unless literally every single person on earth is telling you to

Our Front Page:

The DNC has announced its convention themes: MONDAY: Joe Biden Can Do 100 Pushups In 15 Minutes TUESDAY: Slideshow Of Joe Biden Wearing Aviators Between 2008 And 2013 WEDNESDAY: Obama Killed Bin Laden And Biden Was In The Photo THURSDAY: What If We Give Everyone Ice Cream

After my mortgage payment, 401k/529/IRA contributions, my annual 6 week vacation to Europe, private school for the kids, 2nd home in the Hamptons, a handful of angel investments and country club membership I basically live paycheck-to-paycheck This economy is the worst

Mothers Day: Here are flowers and breakfast in bed, don’t lift a finger, it’s your day! Father’s Day: We thought it would be fun if you grilled everyone dinner, also here is a Home Depot gift card so you can finally hang those shelves.

Honored to be invited and discuss the nuances of inpatient genetic testing stewardship. Thank you @SCHPLUGS!

Trump fought the law and the law won.

Bankrupt Red Lobster Runs All-You-Can-Grab Copper Wiring Promotion bit.ly/3wyF0tH

Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount.