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@eleshomorenike @Biggy2705

@Biggy2705 With how low my IQ might be as you have claimed, your whole generation combined does not have up to half of it.

Just my opinion but with everything people have blessed this guy with, there is still that look of poverty in his room. I don’t think any amount of money can make it go away.

@auntylamide E beru olorun lori app yi😂😂

A o mo eni to fe dough ni😩

Manifesting everything soon🥹🤲

@realbig_shak Rara o! God promised more size please 😂😂

Your penis stops growing at 21. Nothing you do or eat can increase the size after puberty.

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@Owowale1 @isrealjuju Leave small epon for Jada nau😔😹

Oponu olopolo kiku Wizkid alrdy paid his dues 1: he is rich for life 2: has a beautiful family 3: good songs records 4: massive, lively and active communities 5: no fraud records 6: known all over the world 🌎 7: popman of the industry. The truth is whatever you do in life always know when to leave the stage. His son Boluwatife is alrdy an upcoming artist, am sure very soon he go dey drag tour with your oga 😩 Machala (ELENIYAN) they try tell una say na Boluwatife make una go dey compete with. You and your oga go dey shout go and stream my new song release with Bolu. Yo wen Wee fail wee pass wee kuro class Alaraka wee tun sa picture kakiri sori instagram bi e ni sa pata Wee ne weerey wee ne weerey wee ne weerey✌️

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The problem is you’ve swallowed so many kids that every word that comes out of your mouth sounds childish 😪

@socetyhatesjay @Seyyihg Jay na werey seh😂😂

@Seyyihg nope, that’s why i wank this advice is for people that can do pushups

bro to bro anytime you’re in your room and you think about masturbating, just spam pushups.

😭😭i don give up.

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@heisnissi_ your suffering go pass Job own in the Bible. Dodoyo😂

funny thing is she really loves me, this is just her way of showing it 😅

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@Thereal_Delight Leave small epon for him babe nau😭😂

Lowkey this guy called Attah is one of the richest people in the whole of Twitter NG. There are men who talk about success and there are men who build it. Attah is known across Nigeria and beyond. He graduated from University of Illorin, finishing with a first class degree, top of his class. (Lol, how many people on twitter can boast of that???????) this man did not stumble into greatness. He earned every inch of it with discipline, vision, and a burning hunger to be more than ordinary. Before the empire, there was the banger boy era. Attah built his fame on Twitter back in 2019 days by dropping relatable funny tweets back to back, he studied the algorithm, he mastered the algorithm, he grew by giving people what they wanted. And when the time was right, he took everything he had learned and poured it into people. Today, Attah is recognized as one of the most successful chads on this app. With properties spread across multiple states, a testament to a man who dared to bet on himself. But what makes Attah truly remarkable is not just the wealth he has built, it is the sense of humor he gives away freely. An author of seventeen books, a social media voice with tens of thousands of followers, and a man who literally shares his earnings with his community online, he understands that real power is not hoarded, it is multiplied. Attah is proof that with the right character, the right knowledge, and the right work ethic, a young man from Nigeria can build a legacy that commands rooms and changes lives. I also laugh when I read his timeline and people dragged him cus of his miniature stature, but trust me if you look beyond his height, you'll see that he’s loaded, even though he never send me part of the money 😂. But he's a great man. On this note, I join your humble mutuals to wish you a happy Eid Mubarak celebration 🫶🏾🫡

@EhisOjeks Ahh 😂😂😂

“God bless your parent. If to say them train you, how I wan take dey see breast like this” Una dey talk oo😭😭

@lshriwoo Adelabu fix up please 😭

imagine sleeping because you want to save your phone battery

@silverpenydr For the love of Nigerian youth 😭😹

Hi Davido, This is the Laptop Guy. My mission has been simple: to keep asking for help until as many Nigerian youths as possible can own a laptop and have a real chance to learn tech and build a future for themselves. I know you may have seen my quotes or the open letters where I tagged you. But I want to start by saying this clearly, you do not owe us anything. When Don Jazzy donated 20M to the project, it gave life to the vision. At the current cost of about 260k for a second-hand 8th generation laptop, that amount could only provide about 84 laptops. So far, we have distributed 44 laptops, and by next week we will give out another 10, bringing the total to 54. But along the way, we realized this project had to become bigger than just giving out devices. The 10K Laptops Project has now grown into an NGO called Tech Access Foundation for Youth Empowerment. The goal is not just to hand out laptops, but to create real opportunities. Now, every laptop beneficiary must first be enrolled in a tech training program before receiving the device. This ensures the laptop becomes a tool for learning, growth, and a better future. Beyond that, we now offer fully funded tech scholarships, and we have already established a small tech hub where over 400 students are currently learning tech skills completely free of charge. Out of those students, 10 will be receiving laptops next week to continue their journey. Unfortunately, since Don Jazzy’s donation, there has been a lot of noise on this app,insults, accusations, and attacks on my personality. But through all of that, my focus has remained the same: to make sure this project achieves a purpose so meaningful that every single person who supports it will be proud of what it becomes. You might have heard many Negative things about the #10kLaptopsProject, all of them are completely false. But the truth is visible. Every activity, every laptop distributed, every progress we have made is documented under the hashtag #10kLaptopsProject. I know the comment section after this post might become chaotic again. But for the sake of the young people who genuinely need these opportunities, I am choosing to take this chance and reach out. This is my last resort. Davido, I humbly ask for your support. In the middle of the challenges facing the country today, empowerment and skills remain one of the few real hopes for the youth. Thank you for taking the time to read this. The Laptop Guy