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@aphotomama @CommanderSpanx What's the one where you overeat and chase your dog around with a stick

@CommanderSpanx Yeah, talk in colloquial PoE jargon, baby.

@CommanderSpanx I do a Twitter

@CommanderSpanx @GirlPosts If it's good enough for my offal, it's good enough for me.

@GirlPosts @CommanderSpanx This is me.

@DavePrimeau @CommanderSpanx Anything that can be mastered can be taught.

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@CommanderSpanx You're going to get a real thrill out of automobiles and Walkmen too. We're living in the future

@CommanderSpanx I'd Red Box you in a second if I was single.

@CommanderSpanx @darksidedeb I'm helping.

@CommanderSpanx Men frequent bars, women feign disgust

@CommanderSpanx @NotBTB Jezelnik would disagree, but you probably haven't heard of him.

@NotBTB @CommanderSpanx Clapton could have written a festive little ditty about it!

@CommanderSpanx @misery_project His quiver was full of oblivion & syphilis. He'd have made the ideal pater familia to a nuclear family.

@CommanderSpanx @misery_project Are they better than Nietzsche Family Circus?

@misery_project @CommanderSpanx 🎵 Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to gooo 🎵

@CommanderSpanx Without a doubt

@CommanderSpanx I had just found satisfaction in digging through options and removing privacy, you have got so much egg on your FACE

@CommanderSpanx Would you be so cavalier about asking the NSA to reveal state secrets?