John Armour

@ArmourAlan "there's a branch in the tree!" Me: "no shit? I gotta see this!!"

Gonna try and cook a lobster tonight, we'll see what happens @ArmourAlan

@ArmourAlan guess who's back on twitter!!?!

Just another day at work

S/O to the coolest guy I know @ArmourAlan

Where'd you go last night? @fehlman10 I don't know I was fuckin trashed!

Let's get forget_our_name_drunk @ArmourAlan @JamesMFArmour

@paigelately said no one ever

@PheliciaWozniak well it's gonna happen this weekend, regardless of weather #snowparty

@PheliciaWozniak yes, but we're still partying!!

@PheliciaWozniak yes..............!!!!!

If it doesn't get rained out, this weekend will be a shitshow @ArmourAlan @JamesMFArmour

I hope @PheliciaWozniak is ready for this weekend!!!!

Duck tapes out, bungee cords are in

1 out of 5 dentists just likes being a dick. bitly.xaijo.com/luisa

Sick and tired of idiots who can't properly use there, their, and they're. America is becoming the home of the dumbest people on earth

@MiamiHeraldHeat as for alabama, what coach couldn't win games with a full roster of 5 star recruits #mediocre coach

@MiamiHeraldHeat who but a couple of ignorant southerns want to see alabama in the title game?

@MiamiHeraldHeat all voters, get rid of Joseph goodman and get a qualified columnist

I don't know Kristina, but I've busted a few nuts, and I want yours