Taylor Williams

acting normal while going insane

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

do you think the moon is happy that people are visiting her after so long

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

I feel like a shelter dog that doesn’t do well with men or fireworks

Every rubber duck on the dashboard of a jeep represents a confirmed kill

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight! Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

first date idea i come over and look at all your trinkets and ask questions that are none of my business

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.

My son on why Caleb is his best friend at kindergarten: "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the karate."

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

"you're so hard to please" I'm literally impressed by the way the sun shines through trees

consider yourself banned from the pond if you use ai

don't ask me for relationship advice bc i'll tell you to kill him