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Dem fit plug you, make dem no put you on.

Lyrics that go hard.

Wasn’t this the same player who bullied Ogunmepon until he got angry, then elbowed him and got him sent off with a red card? 😂😂😭

Laugh zone ni oo😀😀 👇👇👇👇 Desmond Elliot was my classmate at the university. We both studied Economics. He was flamboyant and a young Christian cell leader. He was calm and lovable back then. He also carefully selected his friends, he was never really a man of the people, but of a selected few. I guess that is still how he operates in politics today. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Gbajabiamila’s Office. Abuja. Closed-door meeting. Desmond Elliot walks in wearing a spotless white agbada so bright it could direct traffic. Desmond: “Good afternoon sir. You sent for me?” Gbajabiamila: “Sit down, Desmond.” Desmond sits confidently. Crosses leg. Adjusts cap. Smiles like man coming to collect endorsement. Gbajabiamila leans back. Gbajabiamila: “How many years have you been in the House of Assembly?” Desmond: “Twelve years sir. Three solid terms.” Gbajabiamila: “Excellent. Now tell me… what exactly did you build?” Desmond freezes. Desmond: “Sir?” Gbajabiamila: “Projects, Desmond. Physical things. Things human beings can touch. What did you build?” Desmond clears throat. Desmond: “Well sir, I sponsored 11 motions…” Gbajabiamila: “Can people live inside motions?” Desmond: “No sir.” Gbajabiamila: “Continue.” Desmond: “I also co-sponsored 42 motions…” Gbajabiamila: “Did any of the motions become a bridge?” Desmond: “Not exactly sir.” Gbajabiamila: “Road nko?” Desmond: “No sir.” Gbajabiamila: “Hospital?” Desmond: “No sir.” Gbajabiamila: “Drainage?” Desmond: “Sir… technically…” Gbajabiamila: “Desmond!” Desmond quickly changes strategy. Desmond: “Sir I also launched a 198-page book titled My Surulere Journey: Twelve Years of Impact and Strategic Legislative Synergy.” Gbajabiamila stares at him like NEPA bill. Gbajabiamila: “So after twelve years… you gave the people homework.” Silence. AC temperature suddenly drops. Gbajabiamila: “From Bank Olemo to Masha to Iponri, the people are complaining.” Desmond: “Sir opposition propaganda. Sponsored attacks.” Gbajabiamila: “You said the same thing during the #EndSARS protest.” Desmond: “Sir that one was misunderstood.” Gbajabiamila: “And the potholes?” Desmond: “Natural disaster sir.” Gbajabiamila rubs forehead. Gbajabiamila: “Desmond, do you know I personally begged Surulere to accept you in 2015?” Desmond nods aggressively. Gbajabiamila: “Obasanjo called Tinubu. Tinubu called me. I called party leaders. Everybody joined hand to package you like Big Brother contestant.” Desmond: “And I remain forever grateful sir.” Gbajabiamila: “Grateful for what? You inherited a political mansion and turned it into photo studio. Every project they praise in Surulere today, I built before you arrived. You spent twelve years posting captions.” Desmond goes quiet. Very quiet. Even his agbada looks ashamed. Desmond softly: “Sir… if I offended anybody in any way whatsoever concerning anything somehow related to everything… I am sorry.” Gbajabiamila: “You don’t even know what you did wrong.” Desmond: “Sir I am apologizing in advance and in arrears.” Another silence. Gbajabiamila: “I have found your replacement.” Desmond sits up immediately. Desmond: “Replacement ke?” Gbajabiamila: “Her name is Barakat Odunuga-Bakare.” Desmond blinks twice. Desmond: “Sir… a woman?” Gbajabiamila: “Is Surulere allergic to women?” Desmond: “No sir. I just thought experience would matter.” Gbajabiamila: “Twelve years of what? Ring light and Instagram captions?” Desmond nearly chokes. Desmond: “Sir what happens to my fourth term?” Gbajabiamila: “What about it?” Desmond: “Can I still contest?” Gbajabiamila: “Nigeria is a democracy. Anybody can contest.” Desmond’s face brightens immediately. Desmond: “Ah! So I still have your support?” Gbajabiamila: “Did I say that?” Desmond: “But you said I can contest.” Gbajabiamila: “And Manchester United can win Champions League. Both are technically possible.” Silence. Painful silence. Somewhere, a ceiling fan laughs quietly.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

“Messi was born with the gift of football but Ronaldo worked hard for it that’s why he’s the Goat🤡” Another set of fools 🤣🤣

Jordi Alba left. Busquets left. Suarez is finished. Messi is still carrying Inter Miami. Scores and assists almost in every game! Man is mocking his doubters at this point!

Just Shaquille O’Neal doing “Shaq” things once again! What a man! What a legend! 🏀💙

The goal that caused Mbappe to tweet this 😎 No one believed it

How to write chinese alphabet.

Doing this to your teammates and you want to win a trophy what kind of selfishness is this 🤦‍♂️

“Nobody plays that good at 41 if no be hate you go talk true” This ball he Dey play be good to you ?😭😭😂 Herh Ogunmepon fans😭

So I can relocate to Osun and be working 9-5 in Lagos. Join train 7:00am in Osun and be in Lagos 7:30am. Close 5:00pm in Lagos join train and be back in Osun 6:00pm. This Southwest rail operating and track license will connect Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo, and Ekiti through a 44-city rail network.

The audacity to mock APC aspirants that lost the primaries when your principal biggest fear is primary election 😭😂 Same primary election made Obi divorced 3 parties 😂 Political whore

Lionel Messi!

Bro fixed the World Cup! 😂

Inter Miami wins its first home game in its new stadium, all thanks to Lionel Messi! 🐐💪

Ronaldo is very lucky to be compared to Messi…

FOOTBALL BEFORE MESSI DEBUTED: 🇫🇷 All-time Ballon d'Or winner: Platini 🇩🇪 All-time Golden Boot winner: Müller 🇪🇸 All-time Pichichi winner: Zarra 🇩🇪 Most goals in a year: Müller 🇧🇷 Most goals at a single club: Pelé 🇦🇷 Most goals for the Argentine National Team: Batistuta 🇪🇸 All-time LaLiga top scorer: Zarra 🇵🇱 Most consecutive goals: Peterek 🇧🇷 Most goals for a South American national team: Pelé 🇪🇸 All-time Barcelona top scorer: Rodríguez 🇪🇸 Most matches at Barcelona: Bernardo 🇦🇷 Most matches for Argentina: Zanetti SINCE MESSI DEBUTED: 🇦🇷 All-time Ballon d'Or winner: Messi 🇦🇷 All-time Golden Boot winner: Messi 🇦🇷 All-time Pichichi winner: Messi 🇦🇷 Most goals in a year: Messi 🇦🇷 Most goals at a single club: Messi 🇦🇷 Most goals for the Argentine National Team: Messi 🇦🇷 All-time LaLiga top scorer: Messi 🇦🇷 Most consecutive goals: Messi 🇦🇷 Most goals for a South American national team: Messi 🇦🇷 All-time Barcelona top scorer: Messi 🇦🇷 Most matches at Barcelona: Messi 🇦🇷 Most matches for Argentina: Messi THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. 🐐

لم كريستيانو كان في مدريد وميسي في برشلونة كان ف كلام بنشوفه ان ميسي مستحيل يشيل فريق انما رونالدو يقود اي فريق يشاء القدر ان ميسي يروح اسوء فريق ف امريكا ويكسبه كل البطولات المحلية ولقب قاري ورونالدو يروح مع النصر ويخسر كل حاجه وهو معاه سكواد قوي ضد فرق اسيويه ميته غير ان ميسي شال منتخبه وجاب مونديال معاهم .. حقيقه بالنسبة لي أن كريستيانو رفعه الاعلام وركلات الترجيح وسرقة اهداف بالتسلل الاعلام هو من رفعه لمرتبة يقارن بها مع ميسي وفي الحقيقة هو تحت ميسي بكثيررر بتكلم بجد ودا واقع واي حد ب ينكر ده فهو لا يفقه شيء في كرة القدم