Temmy ❤️

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

Not really sure why I'm even saying this, but lost my mum just over 6 months ago now. Handled it okay. On a rooftop bar in Portugal last week, on a golfing trip with the lads, I absolutely lost it because it's the sort of time I'd have sent her a photo. Grief, bloody hell.

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever.

I’ve just paid 183.9 a litre for diesel because this cunt wants to try and make everyone forget he’s a nonce. He can fuck off lecturing anyone about rising costs

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

It now costs 6% more daily to travel on TfL than it did in 2025 and 35% more since 2021 Another fact: TfL is the most expensive transport system in the world.

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 17th 2026:

My roommate and lifting partner in college was an ardent atheist. I've been a devout Christian my entire life. We spent every waking moment together, from the dorm room to the gym. I truly loved him like a brother. After school ended, we went our separate ways and talked, at most, once a year. He called me the other day to let me know he was having twins. This was literally one year after my Wife and I had ours. In addition to the news of the babies, he let me know that he had dedicated his life to the Lord Jesus Christ. I wept. We debated theology constantly in school. He would go with me to church every once in a while because he said he liked the "hot girls." I didn't care, I just wanted him to sit under hot Gospel preaching. I felt like I failed him in a lot of ways. My answers weren't always the most buttoned up, and although I was living for the Lord, he still saw my sin daily. Hearing his testimony, I was reminded that I have no power to save. It is the Lord's and His alone. Let me encourage you to not grow weary in doing good. You may not see the fruit of your efforts for years, or ever at all. But, seeing the fruit is not your duty. Planting and watering it is.

What if the whole universe is just a video shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn’t eat the fruit?

"So happy Kate’s doing better" Meanwhile commoners are still on waitlists for cancer treatment. "OMG, Charlotte plays the piano" And you most likely contributed to pay for her lessons, while you can’t afford a decent meal for your own kids. Stop idolizing the Royal Family.

the concept of it being christmas tomorrow

🚨🇧🇫 Ibrahim Traoré: "It's not terrorism, it's imperialism. Their objective is to keep us in a permanent war, prevent us from developing, and continue to exploit our resources."

got so excited my company sent me a christmas e-card so i clicked it and it said i just failed a company wide phishing test

By your own logic, your wife’s entire family is “stealing the American dream.”

GADDAFI (in 2002): "The terrorists who hit New York were not Afghani. They did not use airplanes or take off from Iraq or Afghanistan. They flew from JFK airport, here. The whole action was done in America. They were trained in America.." Larry King: "We'll be right back"