Lux.

*8 seconds into yoga video* "Alright, we're going to straighten our backs" My back: Straight to the advanced stuff eh?

me changing the font on my to do list

@CryptKeeperTV Cold war looks as dated as ghosts already tbh

i swear dude cold war is the worst cod since IW

@KuylersUsername *clean tappy major 7th chords intensify*

How it started: How it's going

My Francophone girlfriend: "How many eggs?" Me: Two's fine thanks Grace: "Two?" Me: Unless you think one egg's an Oeuf *Aggressive foot steps approaching*

Car Companies: Texting while driving is worse than driving drunk! Don't text and drive! Limit any possible distractions while driving! Also car companies: Hey so here's basically an iPad on your dash and Boeing 727 flight controls on your steering wheel

@thepunkrockmba Meshuggah, they didn't just rip em off they tried to make ripping them off a whole genre

@TheLexTimes "Moving forward" "transparency"

What corporate word or phrase do you hate the most? Mine is bandwidth.

@AestheticGamer1 Sad, wish I didnt even buy it. Played through twice and have zero desire to ever play it again

Resident Evil 3's producer says RE3 is a finished product, IE there will be no future extra content. (There will be extra content to Resistance of course)

@HogansBeard Damn I would have taken it for free

100%

On gang? Nah son, for REDWALL

@micahulrich Woah this is so sick. Did you hand draw this???

As above, so below.

@thealexkelley I just need to get good at guitar period

I need to get good at guitar again

Nooo don't kill urself, I need to use your cab aha 😜👅💦

"The Krakatoa volcanic eruption in 1883 was so loud it ruptured eardrums of people 40 miles away, and travelled around the world four times!" *Me about to accidentally drop the toilet seat down at 3am* Bet.

@TheSphereHunter I'm laughing at how accurate that would be but it hurt a little.

-Chainsaw man will be a single boss fight -Village Chief will break through a wall and be a setpiece chase into the farmhouse -Island will be cut -Ashley's escort mission will be cut -El Gigante will be a runaway setpiece -Leon will dual wield rocket launchers -Runtime 1.5 hrs

I'm scared, really, I am.

@TheSphereHunter Yeah open RC would have been so cool. 90% Of RC steets are in the demo

Remember when a videogame outlet said RE3R was going to have fast travel and Nemesis would be able to follow you into save rooms? Well, I wish we actually got that stuff! What build of the game was this outlet playing?! Fast travel would suggest an open Raccoon City. 🤔

@Mr_coolrunin Course, the demo just had like the same copy/pasted 7 zombie models, and nemisis leaving frame was like, the silliest spiderman animation ever. Too short a game and too few models in re2rm kinda killed it for me but still love the game.

Audible bass tone in the mix is my fetish

Gf: "What do you even do in Animal Crossing?" Me: *Trying not to say escape from the crushing weight of existance and relishing in the pipe dream of home ownership and loan repayment* "haha idk u can fish n stuff lol"