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@AskHalifaxBank Cheers big ears

@AskHalifaxBank hi halifax. Can i still change my old £20 notes at your bank? found £60 and i want it now :)

I've never been around someone who works harder in the gym- year around. There is a reason he is team capt at @AKA_HQ #bringbackfitch

@danawhite sure you've been asked this enough. Why cut Fitch? He's one of the best WW fighters in the world. #bringbackfitch

Merry Boxing Day :)

@danawhite Both Diaz bros getting a shot. Bout fuckin time :)

@AriShaffir but she looks like Justin from the "The Darkness"

@mattstaggs @duncantrussell got to be more to the story, she probably thought "Lost" didn't make any sense either......bitch

@mayhemmiller raped by a pack of dogs? It's my worst fear

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. Quentin Crisp

@Tsoukalos hey fair play dude, wish I could make stuff up for a living as well :(

Man must pay $675,000 (£426,000) in damages to record labels for downloading and distributing 31 songs when he was 16. bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

Oh damn I just realized its almost giveaway time! 6,000 let's do it! RT please!

Essex Police advise residents to stay indoors after reports of a lion being seen in a field in the St Osyth area bbc.in/ODFcrW

Could the Iranian regime sink any lower? Silly question. Now they want marriage for 9 year old girls (Prophet’s rules). mohabatnews.com/index.php?opti…