Lance Hunter

Refuses. "If you don't like my nail painting I don't think you'll like me as a footstool. And I don't want to be one." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

Sighs and starts packing up the bottles of nail polish. twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

Squints at the mess. "You had a baby on this? ...ew." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

"What happened to the rug?" Already pushing up sleeves. "I can get rid of blood, but that's it." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

"I would be happy to right now without mind tricks. But they wouldn't be my greatest pleasure." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

Rolls his eyes. "Do you threaten all he men you meet this way? Doesn't hurt to be civil sometimes." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

"That doesn't sound very nice. And I can't be the only man who has these thoughts when he looks at you..." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

"Yes Mistress. You look much more beautiful than my previous mistress." twitter.com/diamondcooch/s…

"It's very hard to get rid of me, is what Bob used to say." Grins.

"Coulda told you that, mate."

"Amazing how popular dicks are." Kicks feet up on the table and pops open a beer.

Why is there still an abundance of Bobbis?! "...Maybe?"

"My stomach is doing this knotty thing again. Is something about to happen?"

*scowls* *shakes head in disappointment* If I were honest with myself, I knew it would come to this eventually.

Quickly chucks the flowers into a bin. twitter.com/satanaofhell/s…

Glances around.

@goingtokillward Nods. "Simmons."

@SatanaOfHell "You prefer the Hulk?" Brows raised.

@SatanaOfHell "A husband? Well, if you're not picky...."

@GreenRageMonstr @SatanaOfHell "Exactly. Doesn't seem fair. Smashing sounds fun."