The Mind

He changed his major, yesss! There was never any parking by the psychology building. I feel so relieved!

Good night, faceless soundless hordes of people who just sort of look at me over the internet.

Shoot, now wat?! Quick, say some funny... Anythin will do! Ok, doesn have to be funny, just say some... You kiddin?! There is NOTHIN you co

uld say?! OMG this is THE longest anyone has EVER not spoken. Umm um I have explosive diarrhea. Yeeee, you really shouldn have said anythin

I remember when I was born, I was so shocked I couldn't think for six years.

When You Learn Something You Get 2 Brain Cells, When You Get Hit In The Head You Lose a lot More Than 2. Who KnowsWhat You Forget!!

spring break ends today, time to prepare for the headaches coming!

I wonder how a pissed off giraffe would look like…

Watched Hulu all morning...feel like mush

Dang the head hurts a lot right now! Where did we go wrong?!

Attention: There's a new position opening for the hand. Last one really pissed me off!! Accepting resumes now. FYI Must be a lefty.

I hate it when he does crossword puzzles! I feel like I'm the only one working.

Attention! Whoever responded to the last message with "ur not a brain" needs to remove themselves from the gene pool now. Thanks.

Female brains are soo complicated! I had a few words with one and in return, it had a few paragraphs with me.

I wish I could get like a pizza vending machine in this office… Now THAT would definitely improve my productivity!!

MindBerry? An App for BlackBerry to capture thoughts and save them to document files? Please…you can’t touch this! http://mindberry.net/

Still trying to read the new google logo...eventually gonna have to google Braille for answers

is cramming for finals

Ever notice how there are never any baby seagulls? Maybe the ones we see are babies and there are giant seagulls out of our sight...

So dark in here...I wonder what's outside these walls?!