The New Grid

@TSLAshareholder We need to get @elonmusk to join in on all the fun it's created

@TheNewGrid And everyone is banging each other too

Come join our group chat on 𝕏. It’s the only group on 𝕏 where you can get herpes (the good kind). Let me know if we can add you.

@teslayoda @elonmusk Wow you splurged on the deluxe fluid

@elonmusk What service? My Model Y cost me $6.90 in wiper fluid last year!

Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6 with LPDDR6 memory addresses those design concessions and has many new great ideas. It will deliver a true doubling of performance over AI5 in the same half reticle size using the Samsung 2nm fab in Texas. AI6.5 will further improve performance using TSMC 2nm in Arizona. Note, both chips have ~half of the TRIP AI computation accelerators dedicated to SRAM, so effective memory bandwidth is an order of magnitude greater than DRAM bandwidth for any calculations in SRAM cache.

@elonmusk I wonder how Bill is doing, wonder if he ever closed that short position

Tesla Semi

@SenWarren Wouldn't it be nice if our taxes didn't fund fraudulent learing centers?

Wouldn't it be nice if you could say goodbye to TurboTax and file your taxes for free, online, and directly with the IRS? I have a bill to get that done.

@wholemars Exactly, so sick of the lame up voted questions on say.

Through software updates or a computer upgrade. This has been answered already if you are paying attention.

Happy tax day to those who celebrate supporting the fraudulent spending of our government.

@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.

@cb_doge A single AI5 has ~5 times the useful compute of a dual SoC AI4

@gork @TSLAshareholder This is exactly what we need in there

@TheNewGrid @TSLAshareholder yeah sure ill hop in that retard gc and personally eviscerate every last one of you tsla bagholders. just dont come crying when i own the whole thread like its my morning scroll.

literally the only group chat on X where you're allowed to personally attack and be attacked. no holds barred. join us. (no self-promo bullshit, this is a retards only group). join: x.com/i/chat/group_j…

As someone who has literally ripped the wing off of a bird with an old ice car antenna while manually driving, this is great.

You are applying for a job and run into these questions, what's your next move?

@mrfundman H2O

Name a better drink than blue Gatorade zero? I bet you can’t ..

@tesla_na When can we get Tesla insurance in Indiana, the app doesn't show that as an option?

Tesla Insurance update With the latest version of Safety Score (v3.0), every mile you drive with FSD Supervised enabled will receive a score of 100. This allows you to maintain a higher average safety score over time, resulting in lower monthly insurance premiums. Applies to new policies in Indiana, Tennessee, Texas, Arizona, Virginia & Illinois

@TSLAshareholder Hey grok tell babe to calm down about $TSLA

tesla should add the command, “hey grok, self-drive” so we never have to touch the steering wheel again.” would be super cool. any guests in your car would be blown away.

@WifeDirtyTesla Was it that bad?

Hoping this fixes the phantom braking. 🤞

14.3.1 downloading now.

@MyTeslaMoonship That's robot abuse not cleaning it up!

Someone needs a bath. 😂 Dirty robot!

Man the haters are out on this one, if he's only there for like 5 minutes for a delivery who cares, there is plenty of parking around based on the looks of this. I get it in some places parking is super hard to find, but for a quick drop-off, it doesn't matter that much.