Jean-Luc Picard

That’s an order!

@TonyIzzo2 As your Captain, I commit to not make any promises 18 type XII Phasers can’t keep.

.@niiniijess @onedirection I wouldn’t buy a ticket to that if it was the only way to rid the galaxy of the Borg.

That’s an order.

I have ordered the Apple store to beam me a 64GB Gold iPhone.

@SirPatStew You look extremely familiar….

Set kittens to STUN! cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/pic…

I’m Jean-Luc Picard and this is my favourite tea shirt in this sector of the alpha quadrant. teefury.com

What are you all so surprised? I just told the Cardinals I could replicate all the wine they’d ever need, all too easy. #popepicard2013

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Or not. yfrog.com/obv3oyp

I hereby nominate myself to be the next Pope. #pope #popepicard2013

That’s an order. yfrog.com/esbouacj

Picard is not amused. yfrog.com/h7p3mgtgj

Make it snow. yfrog.com/h06khvgj

@iLikeGirlsDaily I approve of this message. Bieber I’d beam into space. Upton I’d beam into the holodeck…

@johnjulianyoung There is nothing impressive about impersonating the Captain. It IS a good way to get thrown in the brig though...

@_danilo Something you'd like to discuss? My door is always open, unless Beverly and I are having...tea.

@DeeDeeTrick You got the formulae wrong: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

@saifuddinMTZ ..or a Starship Captain.

@drewyp I'm going to let you in on a little secret - Meeting Spock wasn't all it was cracked up to be, he smells a little…off.