Madam Tea

💫 Spiritual Readings 🔮 Feeling lost in love, career, or life in general? Worried your partner is entertaining someone else? I offer personal & third-party readings to bring clarity. ✨ Same-day sessions available. 💌 DM to book from R150 (third-party readings R400) #Madamteasguidance

How does your man feel about you today 💌❤️ Your man feels a bit insecure when it comes to you. They don't know if they can give you what you need. Sometimes they feel like they are out of your league and you can do better than them Some reassurance is needed

@HarambeeBRT @HarambeeBRT any update on the bus this week??

IMPORTANT NOTICE 📢

Things to consume while fasting: -Water with a pinch of salt -Coconut water -Herbal teas or green tea (with no sugar or milk) -Black coffee (with no sugar or milk) -Mushroom broth or vegetable broth -Magnesium citrate/glycinate & zinc -B-12 vitamins -Vitamin D (spend time in the sun) All these drinks and supplements will regulate your blood sugar, help with electrolytes and give you energy throughout the day

my late great granny used to whisper these eerie superstitions into our ears and they never felt like myths, more like warnings: 1. don’t sit at the edge of a table, you’ll never get married 2. don’t walk over someone lying down, they’ll stop growing 3. don’t eat directly from the pot, you’ll marry an angry spouse 4. don’t call someone’s name while they’re sleeping 5. don’t share dreams before breakfast or they won’t come true 6. don’t kill a house gecko, bad luck will follow 7. don’t whistle or sing while bathing at night 8. don’t wear clothes inside-out, spirits will follow you 9. don’t sit on a pillow, you’ll get boils 10. don’t keep broken mirrors in the house 11. don’t call someone’s name three times at night, something else might answer 12. don’t sleep with your feet pointing toward the door, it invites spirits to take you first 13. don’t whistle in the forest or at night, you’re announcing yourself to things that hide 14. don’t leave a plate of food outside overnight, something may eat it before you do 15. don’t look directly into your reflection at midnight, you might see who’s looking back 16. don’t talk about death repeatedly, it attracts it 17. don’t sit alone under a big tree after dark, some trees are inhabited 18. don’t pick up money or objects found at crossroads, they’re sometimes offerings 19. don’t sleep with your hair loose and uncovered, spirits can hold it 20. don’t laugh loudly at night, laughter attracts attention in the unseen world 21. don’t leave chairs facing upright overnight, spirits might sit on them before morning some warnings survive centuries because whatever caused them never left

@its_khumo Her teeth have always been like this though

Might have to add Uncle Waffles to the list too I’m afraid 😭😭😭

i hate white rizzla with a passion tjo

Do men like lazy women?

@just_tlhogii You playing a dangerous game 🤣😭 but it does the things I don't blamd you at all

@Tinyiko_k1 Thing is I know it makes your fertile and I’m no longer on the pill 😭😭but what it did for me today

How many times can I drink it before that happens 😭😭

@KasiboySA Nigerian women don't want them 🤣 it's only us who want them shame, ke sono

South African men, come this way… Why don’t you date Nigerian women while Nigerian men are dating South African women?

@just_tlhogii Uzomitha 🤞🏾🤣🤣

Cinnamon and warm milk 😏try it ladies

@FightStorage The mom is probably crashing out 🤣🤣

Tyrese Gibson’s daughter reportedly chooses to live with her father at 18, ending the $10,000-a-month child support payments. 👀

Ishowspeed this is nice to watch 🔥

@PinketteXO People can't destroy what they don't know and too many outside opinions end up confusing you sometimes

I have a friend who doesn’t tell anyone anything. You won’t know she’s about to move until she has already moved. You won’t know she’s getting a car until she already has one. Even the problems between her and her boyfriend are none of our business. I used to think she wasn’t being a good friend because she didn’t share her personal life. But now I understand why she doesn’t. It’s nothing personal, she just keeps her business private. And as I get older, I definitely see why.

@dekreationz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

kanye west to kim kardashian via ig wtf 😭😭😭

Becky couldn't break them but Epstein could??

@PopRhyme I had so much faith in them 😭@grok say it's not true

Beyoncé and JayZ have split and are heading for divorce after the release of the Epstein files, TMZ reports.

@creepydotorg She chose a peaceful life honestly

Remember Enya? She’s 64 years old, has never been married, has no kids, and lives in a castle with her cats.

@darkshines77 @RT_com @grok Yes seriously

@Tinyiko_k1 @RT_com @grok Seriously?

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