Steven Brooks

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Steven Brooks

Steven Brooks

@uclazodiac

Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Westeros Central
Westeros Central@WesterosCentral·
BREAKING — Luke of House Kornet has issued a raven to all of the great houses of Westeros renouncing “Baelish Brothels Night,” calling it “an insult to maidens across the the realm.” Ser James of House Harden, in response, has demanded one-on-one combat with Kornet
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Fenrir the Ice Wolf
Fenrir the Ice Wolf@Fenrirtheicewo1·
The dude looking straight at the camera makes it more hilarious. Lol
Celina 52 Truck Stop@celinatruckstop

We would like to thank this lovely couple for choosing to have their Gender Reveal party at Celina 52 Diner yesterday. We do apologize for the mix-up that occurred when our cook accidentally used black food coloring due to his severe color blindness, which prevents him from being able to read labels. Thanks again, ~Management

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owen cyclops
owen cyclops@owenbroadcast·
you see a toddler pass out mid-morning, gripping a tiny half eaten muffin, and when they wake up later, they just start eating the muffin again. this is real freedom. there are wild horses less free than this
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Westeros Central
Westeros Central@WesterosCentral·
"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man." - King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)
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Kate Chastain
Kate Chastain@Kate_Chastain·
When my toddler asks what sounds silent animals make I just tell him a random answer. He just saw a ladybug and said “YEE HAW!!!” and I realized that was on me.
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🅿️@the_P_God·
White boy STUNS girlfriend by getting WASTED on Valentine’s Day
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Ash
Ash@H1TWOM4N·
Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
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Pardon My Take
Pardon My Take@PardonMyTake·
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HARD FACTOR
HARD FACTOR@HardFactorNews·
Are they supposed to do that?
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Céad Míle Fáilte
Céad Míle Fáilte@ColeyMick·
Daughter came home from school yesterday and said they were reading one of those woke books. Something called “The Serious Goose.” That type of ideology isn’t allowed under my roof. Needless to say I posted the superintendent’s home address on Reddit
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mbg
mbg@gloless·
Girl just told me she ghosted me because I got too drunk and rode the mechanical bull 3 times on our first date
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Andrew Hilary🇵🇸
Andrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUS·
Putting googly eyes on my toaster before I use it as a bath bomb
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soul nate
soul nate@MNateShyamalan·
major league sports half time show: we’re playing kenny chesney, smile for the camera minor league half time show: wally wildebeest has captured the hotdogoblin and will now crucify him for crimes against humanity
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