✌️violeta!✌️

you are not going to meet your future wife at the club. you will not meet her at your job, or school, or a cafe, or at church. you are going to meet her on the Northernlion Supercruise

If I was a waiter I’d say stuff like “Alright and who ordered the smile 😀”

still one of the funniest days on twt for me every time i opened the app i was in tears laughing

happy 413!

17 years ago today, ‘Homestuck’ released.

이건 앤솔에넣으려다 걍 딴거해서 안올린…카나야

Today's Chicago forecast is the rare "perfect temperature" and "challengers wind that makes you cheat" combination

transfem!Madoka: I’m transfem transphobic!Kyoko: oh… transmed!Sayaka: so are you going to get the surgery? chaser!Homura: noo don’t get the surgery you’re perfect the way you are

ooo i hate your ass

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 12,1947

AGRADEZCO A DIOS QUE EXISTAN FANS ASI 😭😭😭

俺も唯たち呼びたいわ

> try to interact with everyone involved > nothing > "so wtf am i supposed to do" > pan right . oh my fucking god

that got bro pussy wet

a mousecraft movie be like "I...am cheese!" and uh..."cheddar jockey!"...is it too late for these jokes guys be honest...

Mexicans ate w the phrase “no mames wey” bc in fact why are u mamando

uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

Oh let me not forget the biggest fucking mug on planet earth

Playing KOF and saying "Mexican genes, activate" every time I'm down to my anchor