lost child

They must have been bored as fuck back in the day

Real private chef don finally voice out, i’m crying bro 😭😂

The day I joined this company, I already knew rain could never be a valid excuse to miss work without permission 😭🤣 Guess what was added to my starter pack? An umbrella and a raincoat 😭😭 And to make it sweeter, they still give transport allowance so you can use ride-hailing apps if you don’t feel like using either of them 🤣 At that point, I just knew these people were fully prepared for every “the rain was too much” excuse possible 😭 But honestly? I feel so loved because I have seen shege banza before them 🥹

A 7 minute video of expected assists. 7 minutes.

Why is your 7 year old schooling in wuse when you stay in Lugbe. What is wrong with some of you as parents

I feel so bad for men tryna date in this generation LMAOOO

The players asked the President to include him as a delegate to travel with DR Congo 🇨🇩 & it was granted.

No such thing as “former CIA”

Make we no lie, Christians associations of Nigeria sef too useless 😑

Some footballing opinions need to be checked at the door because in what world are you comparing Neymar to Ahmed Musa?

Convincing your parents that the money they sent to you on Monday has finished on Wednesday.

😭😭😭😭😭 you cannot take TikTok from my hands bro

I once did after my Dad fl0gged and punished me for something I was innocent of... Ran from home that day and went to a nearby government school and stayed in one of the classes. I planned on sleeping there on the floor 😅 not until midnight around 12am, I had my Dad's voice from a distant in the middle of the school shouting and calling my name. Apparently, he spent his whole day searching for me up until that midnight. I didn't want to answer coz of fear of being flogged again but at last, I did and he ran and hugged me, asked for forgiveness and promise that he won't touch me and I should come let's go back home.

Don't leave me 😂😂

Chale😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So this guy was relocating and decided to help his struggling friend by allowing him to stay in his apartment since the rent still had about 5 months left. The agreement was simple: ‘Manage the place till the rent expires and move out.’ Fast forward to when the rent finally expired, the caretaker and the landlord’s lawyer came to inspect the apartment before collecting the keys. That was when wahala started 😭 The house was practically empty. No ACs. No gas cooker. No oven. No water heater. Even the wardrobes were gone 💀 The guy was confused because he genuinely thought those things belonged to his friend. So he quickly called the friend and said: ‘Bro, the caretaker and lawyer are asking about the things in the house o.’ And the friend casually replied: ‘Ahh no na 😭 those things came with the apartment. He actually thought his friend left them for him. Omo. His jaw literally dropped. This guy had sold EVERYTHING 😭 3 ACs. Gas cooker. Oven. Water heater. 2 giant wardrobes. Everything. The painful part? All the things he sold for ₦1.3m are now being valued by the lawyer at almost ₦6m. Now the landlord is refusing to let him leave the house. His options now are: • Replace everything immediately OR • Renew the apartment for another year at ₦4.5m and provide all the missing items before the next tenant moves in. Police are already involved. He has signed an undertaking not to disappear. Omo my guy entered debt just like that 😭

Next week, you’ll visit another APC politician from another state in their home & take pictures with them 😂😂

You forget how old world leaders are until you read something like this

To trap Peter Obi in the ADC, they passed the "no decamping after primaries" bill. Guess those the bill is trapping now? Their own people. 😭 And Peter Obi is on the ballot for NDC😂. Man is fvcking smart. May your enemies fall into the exact pit they dug for you! 😂😂