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The prettier you are the weirder it gets

People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.

The fake moral shit people do when evil people die <<<<<<

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

introducing my bf to reality tv and discovering he’s a natural born viewer. he’s here saying shit like “that outfit is vile”

ni hao fine shyt

I've always loved that about you..... (Everything)

regular call make me feel so grown do not facetime me young ass bitch

Hi, why would you say this?

this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone

the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better

I like winter bc I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer

It’s beautiful how overtime your features start to look like your mothers

FREDDIE FUCKIN FREEMAN!

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

Me reviewing the evidence before I crash out:

my homegirl textin me at 12am talkin abt can u throw a drink on my ex if you see him😭😭 like why yes

it does not bother me when women think “too highly” of themselves cuz same