Vermord

I’m sitting here, “taking it easy.” My temperature is 37.8, my nose is running like a faucet in a dorm, but my brain has decided to keep working anyway. And here’s what it came up with: Back in the day, old romance novels had an ironclad rule: never call a spade a spade. “His manhood,” “her deepest secret,” “that very place that isn’t spoken of in polite society.” The authors blushed, the readers blushed, the publishers were happy. Everyone understood what was being referred to, but saying it outright-no way. And now I look at our crypto posts and think: we’re doing exactly the same thing. Only instead of “his manhood,” we have “that very L2 with low fees,” and instead of “intimate secret”-“the project we all know, but better not to name, lest the shadow fly away again.” Token and project names have turned into 80s-level triggers. Write it straight out-and the algorithm immediately goes: “Oh, that’s it, we’re screwed.” So we start dancing around the issue: “Well, you know which memecoin I’m talking about,” “the one that was up 3000% yesterday, you know what I mean.” We, grown men and women trading billions, sit here writing in euphemisms like Victorian ladies describing “the lower back.” we pretend we’re involved in “decentralized finance,” but in reality, we’re hiding from censorship worse than 19th-century authors hiding from a censor in a frock coat. In short, I’m seriously considering switching completely to the “old-school” style in my next posts. “His firm, self-assured... L2 solution.” “Her wet... TVL.” “They merged in ecstasy... of an airdrop.” Who’s in? Who’s up for reading a crypto-porn version of *Gone with the Wind*, except with some Solana meme instead of Rhett Butler? I can already tell this is going to be epic. Or epically dumb. But definitely not boring.

@Milky_WVY Finish with crypto bro

@Vermond where are you bro

I truly respect you Wini, move forward

@godofnothingg @yichuan_drive @brevis_zk @KaitoAI They put 100 yaps limit before tge. That’s why we have base reward. Is must be 10k token

@yichuan_drive @brevis_zk @KaitoAI This is very disappointing fr I knew you and @Vermond were topping the lb before they messed it all up.

Just a simple question to @brevis_zk > HOW FAIR IS IT?! I was floating at the Top 4 to Top12 position on @KaitoAI for the 30 days, 3 months and 6 months... Then, frequently, u guys refreshed it and washed out positions and gave it to KOLs... Ending up getting 500 $BREV instead of original amount I supposed to receive... I was never been a fan of Kaito, but first time ever (happened with Brevis) I found myself out at LB, and even here u guys fucked me up. Fock your shitty rules and flipping shoes the last time. I'm done and cooked. P.S. I'm pissed not about amount of tokens I received (at some point pissed as well), but point is how without explanation you just washed me out from the place at LB I was all the time. That's rude guys, very rude...

@yichuan_drive @Tiber19855 same

Guys, check yours @Vermond, @Tiber19855...

$111 → $230K. Three months. 23,000% ROI. No elections. No crypto. Just League of Legends and Dota 2. This is the most slept-on edge on Polymarket right now. While everyone fights over BTC windows and Trump markets, this bot quietly farmed esports. Pure profit. Zero attention. The exploit is embarrassingly simple: Live games generate data. Kills happen. Objectives fall. Fights break out. But Polymarket doesn't know yet. The odds sit frozen for seconds. Most people watch streams. That's slow. This bot doesn't watch anything. It pulls direct API feeds. Raw packet data. 30-40 seconds ahead of what you see on Twitch. Kill happens → data updates → bot front-runs the book → price adjusts → bot exits. Couple cents per trade. Thousands of trades. $208K in 90 days. The question everyone's asking: is the edge still there? Competition is growing. More bots appearing in LoL and Dota markets. But the gap between raw data and stream delay isn't going anywhere. As long as people watch video, someone parsing packets will be faster. This might be the last underpriced category on Polymarket. How long until it's crowded too?

@yichuan_drive @kingloriiiii @brevis_zk Me to but for drop eligible

@Vermond @kingloriiiii @brevis_zk Hm, but I dont have 100 Yaps, only 67

$BREV airdrop registration and eligibility portal is live. Check your eligibility and complete any required steps before claiming opens. Portal is open from December 29th to January 3rd (6am UTC). Allocation amounts will be revealed when claiming opens later on. Full details: ▶️Blog: blog.brevis.network/2025/12/29/bre… ▶️Portal: register.brevis.network

@yichuan_drive @kingloriiiii @brevis_zk No fam is a drop, that for Kaito. Need minimum 100 yaps

@Vermond @kingloriiiii @brevis_zk Great, I hope our names aren't really washed from LB and that was a glitch

@garbar27 @XsFcCZIzjurEJO9 @snooziesNFT Is a family

@XsFcCZIzjurEJO9 @Vermond @snooziesNFT What makes the Snoozies gang feel so special to you

I’m truly grateful to you, @Vermond for such an amazing Christmas gift the @snooziesNFT avatar. It means a lot to me, and I’m deeply happy about our friendship I value it with all my heart. Thank you for welcoming me into the Snoozies gang it’s an honor to be a part of it. The NFT is wonderful, I fell in love with it at first sight, and I’ve already set it as my avatar.

@connetwitheasy Eligible fam

@Vermond have you checked your Brevis eligibility? hope you're eligible bro

@yichuan_drive @kingloriiiii @brevis_zk Yes bro I am eligible

@kingloriiiii @brevis_zk @Vermond Are u eligible broski? Curious if they gonna fix for us or not

@z0renX Yes your birthday soon

@Vermond i love this time

GM i was a bit sick last couple of days so I was away for a bit but now holidays are kicking off my birthday is in 3 days New Year in 5 and my mood is only getting better hope you have all set up your Christmas trees and are getting ready for holidays we all have plenty of problems but the second health issues show up everything else instantly moves to the background. Take care of yourselves and your loved ones

@ViktoriaLee10 Слышно слышно

@BamboleyoX @ViktoriaLee10 I think MSc

@ViktoriaLee10 @Vermond And in what time zone is this time written?

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@walle_k We too making this salat

@Vermond It looks like a sign. I'm going to relax more these days and make Oliv'e salad 🤣

It feels like everything slowed down with the holidays Things got noticeably quieter, there’s much less work, and even the markets feel low on liquidity, like everything is taking a pause Maybe this is one of those rare moments when it actually makes sense to stop, take a breath, and spend time with family, which is exactly what I’m doing right now How are you planning to spend these holidays?

@Discretka Yes seems like rest is best solution

@Vermond True, the whole space feels like it took a deep breath Good moment to recharge and come back sharper for 2026 Spending mine with family too, simple things hit different lately

@iamigorekk @opinionlabsxyz Hassett really does look like a convenient figure for Trump

GM my CT. I want to make a choice in favor of Kevin Hassett for the post of Fed chairman on the @opinionlabsxyz platform Guys, don't you think this is the rarest production of a cat that could very well be We all talk together and only with Kevin Hassett. He completely satisfies Trump and agrees with him everywhere, whatever thoughts he has not voiced about the rate. It is important to note that for a long time Jerome Powell could not participate in the decision-making process on the part of the US government. That's what a system of checks and balances means. This one works damn well. So let's see what the coming year holds for us and how the whole world will look at the Fed and the new appointment of the head again. I'm sure it's going to be Kevin Hassett.

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