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penguin finger theory: god created each of our fingers to correspond with a penguin of madagascar (pinky:private, ring:kowalski, middle:rico, index:skipper) thumb is not included because it symbolizes my humanity
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hannah (flight risk)
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hannah (flight risk)
@voidbby69
momposting sorcerer autist… any pronouns (pls dont follow me if you are a kid lol)
23 years old Katılım Temmuz 2019
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@oafcoded we’d like it to be as difficult to clean as possible too
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@im_gayb or in the marg tower or the marg tower or the marg tower
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I hate when a pedestrian’s lifeless body rolling over the hood of my car distracts me from instagram reels
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@bull_feath95552 @jigglylove8 i think a combination of that and the fact that we now have better record keeping and video. elders used to be the most accessible, detailed accounts of historical events, but now you can just watch a video of it actually happening lol
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My theory is that the elderly were seen as wise for most of human history because the majority of stupid people died before 60 and medical technology wasn’t advanced or available enough to save them.
Boomers were the first generation to live significantly past 60 and all but the most brain dead drooling retards can be saved at hospitals.
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boomers are now discovering that actually the younger generations do not see them as wise and respectable but instead as evil and retаrded
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the fact that there is a messy straight twink wiggle is crazy
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using a cleaning fluid that says under the instructions that it is illegal to use outside of the usage instructions but then gives no usage instructions
GIF
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hahahahahahahahahahah holy shit these people have no idea what they’re talking about
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@lennartprimal True, humans are built for sprinting not ultra marathons
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@cardamomkiss mine tries to shove them in my mouth lmao
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14 dollars for a giant bowl of delicious tori shoyu with spinach and menma. i ate like a bowl a day while i was pregnant
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my cheap fancy ramen bar went out of business #killmyself
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@LeQueerious @ueueue556 @playboicurrryy the amount of grown adults i interact with every day who dont know the pin to the card they use daily frightens me
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@ueueue556 @playboicurrryy "i don't have a pin" or "i don't know my pin"
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@cryprecision I have a sock filled with rocks inside 2 other socks I fantasize about being a cave man and just wailing on a person with my rocks like an ape
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@parasociality my baby would also probably love being pushed into the foam pit
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1) It's not like she slammed the baby, this was a pretty gentle shove into a foam pit.
2) If you don't want your baby getting pushed off the balance beam into the foam pit, don't let your baby crawl on the foam pit balance beam.
Quinn is 100% not at fault!
Cozy@cosyposter
THIS IS SPARTA!
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@nise_yoshimi ngl im american and i talk exactly like this
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(british author writing an american) shit. goddamn. the fucking president is going after my ass for this. i wish i had a goddamn coca cola disney hamburger
(american author writing a britisher) oh thats just bloody lovely innit. bloody bugger n piss and wankery and that. knobs
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when i moved out, i left a bunch of clothes i was too lazy to go through for my little sibling to choose from. now that they moved out, they have left me a pile of clothes they were too lazy to go through 🖤
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