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penguin finger theory: god created each of our fingers to correspond with a penguin of madagascar (pinky:private, ring:kowalski, middle:rico, index:skipper) thumb is not included because it symbolizes my humanity
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hannah (flight risk)
@voidbby69
momposting sorcerer autist… any pronouns (pls dont follow me if you are a kid lol)
23 years old Katılım Temmuz 2019
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2013 ep of Chopped wherein the theme is Moms and the moms are a young homesteader homeschooler, french culinary trained new yorker w a daughter w cerebral palsy, latina single mother police officer from philly, and self described Goddess from NJ who wore this top into the kitchen
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@ty_hotcommodity fiber is one i would actually stand behind because the average american eats so far from the recommended amount of fiber even young people are getting colorectal cancer now
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Fiber cause everybody backed up
🌚 Khronique Lee Aun Lyne@nyannoire
What do you think the next food trend after protein is gonna be?
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feeling very maternal towards dewey from malcolm in the middle today
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@gracecamille_ so unnecessary too. i understand a little screentime in moments of desperation, but babies love watching everything going on while they are being rolled around in a stroller. there is legitimately no need for these things
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@crankhart intensely stared down my dad while i was only halfway out
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@morchel “kitten i found climing up my sink has no eyes and is made of shards of broken glass. it is so sweet and ate all the doritos i gave it. i dont want to ask my mom to drive so no vet. and im 7 so be nice to me. i spent my allowance on the doritos so nothing that costs money. help?”
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I dislike following pet subreddits because 90% of the posts are just this
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I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
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@BrndnStrssng people with naturally hooded eyes need to stop getting upper blepharoplasty surgeries because it looks really strange and there is nothing wrong with having hooded eyes
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It must feel cool as hell to be a key figure in mainstreaming antivax sentiment and then shoot your face up with bacteria because god forbid you look your age
StarmerOut@ForeverScept
Apparently this is Jim Carrey at the French film awards. This is some Truman show stuff.
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being scandinavian means if you go 1500 years back you have an ancestor who, according to the records of the time, was given an extended lifespan specifically in order to do lots of crimes and then was sacrificed to odin
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@TrifectaBanter @Jevrix9 i am a parent and it has made me 1000x more militantly intolerant of shitty parents
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@Jevrix9 One day you’ll become a parent, and you’ll understand this better and differently
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@CrazyNormie my jewish grandad looked cuban af but i am half icelandic so i am fluorescent white
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It’s crazy how silent gen Ashkenazi Jews used to look super fucking Arab before their kids married the nearest Irish or German folk.
Reuven Goldstein@curatorWH
Dunkin’ Donuts was founded in 1950 in Quincy, Massachusetts by William Rosenberg, the son of Jewish immigrants from Eastern Europe. He built the brand on affordable coffee and fresh donuts. The iconic Fred the Baker was Jewish as well.
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