WarpedWorld

@RubenReveles ... Not a thing.

Is it me, or is it funny that this is "Green Tag" sale? http://plixi.com/p/44600051

Holy fuck! I've been locked in a room with this crack whore nightmare! Did you miss me?! http://plixi.com/p/44268157

Fuck. Monday morning and no new followers. Not even some spam bullshit. Back to bed. Monday is Latin for "Suck my Balls".

Okay. It's Sunday. I need your support to get over 10 followers today. You can do it! I know you can! Please. What would Jesus do?

Family Planning? Uhm, not unless your dick chews through the wrapper! More like NO FAMILY Planning. http://bit.ly/9stWW4

@RubenReveles Must. Have. Lime.

@djsynical I tweet mindless chatter. That's my job. And poopoo pictures.

@RubenReveles Have one - no, three - for me. And force a lime wedge in. Even if it says no - it really wants it.

@RubenReveles Have more!

@MONSTERgirl013 Hi back! Thanks for following! Now get your friends to also! The more, the merrier!

@djsynical Mix orange soda with Captain Morgan. Tastes like a 50/50 Bar. You'll thank me.

@naidamae Absolutely.

@naidamae It's holding it for ransom until you get more of your friends to follow WarpedWorld!

@djsynical You've GOTTA see it. It's impossible not to. Like dwarves fucking...

@goinghometime Oh wait. You meant the chicks with dicks comment; not the shit smear picture. Yeah... You're right. I am.

@goinghometime Not really. But the guy that laid this out must have been.

This is cute. But I bet you guys can come up with better captions, yeah? http://twitpic.com/2gncnl

You guys - help me get to 10 followers tonight or I squeeze 'til it squirts like a raspberry-filled donut: http://bit.ly/97atZC

Six followers now! Six rhymes with dicks! Like chicks with dicks! Chicks with dicks, those meaty sticks. Could #7 be coming soon?!?!