Theresa Elsey

@JeffStelling happy ones to my birthday sharer. I got a chainsaw 😳 Let’s hope Millwall get promoted 🦁

@JaneFallon Wishing you all the best with your op and a speedy recovery . Sending you a fishy breath sneeze right in the face from this old girl. It’s her speciality ❤️

So... I thought I should post something as I've had a few people notice I've been a bit quiet on here lately. About a month ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - very early stage thankfully & the prognosis is excellent. I had a routine mammogram a week before Christmas …

@JaneFallon You can’t beat a warm cats bum hole in your face. My 20 year old Tonkinese also has breath like a tuna and diarrhoea. Lucky we love her

In the tentative early days (this was week 3) she showed her affection by sitting on my head ❤️❤️

@GBNEWS This is so awful. No deterrent for these awful teenagers.

'More could have been done to prevent my dad being killed!' Susan Kohli, daughter of 80-year-old Bhim Kohli who was assaulted and killed by teenagers while walking his dog, calls on the police to do more to prevent violent crimes like these.

@doloreselee This is heartbreaking to watch . What a courageous, strong family they are . 😓

Bibaa and Nicole: Murder in the Park - Sky Documentaries Part 1 of 3 Sunday 11th May 2025 "The series unravels the story behind the shocking killings of sisters Bibaa Henry & Nicole Smallman, and the police misconduct that followed." #BibaaAndNicole 💔 youtu.be/nDx4KTA2wC0?fe…

@LegendsDF Are you coming to Dartford ?

🎟️ Tickets are NOW on sale! 🎟️ Your favourite Strictly Come Dancing Legends are back for an even bigger 2025 tour – The Return of the Legends!🤩 Tickets are NOW on sale! Book now at legendsofthedancefloor.com🎟️ Come and witness the magic and get ready for the night of your life!✨

@leahhmariee93 @jojo_radebe He’s just the best 😀

Just watched the Beyoncé medley professional dance, and if I wasn’t obsessed with @jojo_radebe before (I was) I 100% am now! He is my icon of strictly 🤍 in my mind he is my bestie and I love him 😆🥰 #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly

@JaneyGodley @UofGlasgow Love to you all ❤️

Thank you @UofGlasgow for bestowing upon my mum the honorary degree of doctor of the University of Glasgow. This has brought her so much joy in the final beats of her life. Janey is so honoured, and I am so immensely proud of her. Congratulations Doctor Godley. Ashley Storrie

@The_JamesJordan @LegendsDF Saw you in Dartford yesterday. Loved your jive, it was the best dance of the night 😀

A night I will never forget on the @LegendsDF Tour 🕺 Thank you to all of you that came ❤️

@LegendsDF @The_JamesJordan Just watching . Amazing 🤩

It’s the last show of the tour tonight …so let’s make it a good one! 💪🔥

@jennyeclair Nelly is the greatest

I ❤️ Nelly

@eddieizzard You look amazing 🤩

My glasses helped me become the writer, comedian and actor that I am. We need to help all children to see clearly and fulfill their potential. It is that time of year to get your glasses on and #LoveYourEyes. 🩷 #WorldSightDay

@JaneyGodley Wishing you all best ❤️

NEWS I have to cancel my upcoming tour, I’m sorry but the cancer has spread and the Beatson cancer team have advised me to stop work. I am currently in hospital with sepsis ( it’s under control) pls contact your theatre for a refund - I’m sorry everyone 👇watch please

@JeffStelling QVC is better 😳

Just turned on the Olympic opening ceremony. Have I missed much ??

@JaneyGodley It’s wonderful and awful at the same time . I love it 😍

The horrific Scarf I’m knitting for Liam Neeson

@russell_kane Def got a favourite. Strange if you haven’t I’d say . Men must have a favourite testicle ?

Anyone else with a woman who has a favourite eyebrow WTF?

@The_JamesJordan You’re in trouble 😳 have you tried one of those hand held steamers . Addictive

Hi guys Anyone know a decent ironing lady in the West Malling area - as my wife is shit at it 🙄

@davidwalliams This one has been a right twit today.

Double trouble.

@JeffStelling thanks for the mention in Dartford last night . After 17 years my Saturday tweeting (X’ing) days are over. Theresa the Millwall fan . I’m done 😀

@JeffStelling don’t forget I’m in the audience . Theresa the Millwall fan who has tweeted you every Saturday for 17 years with no reply 😳